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Old 05-07-2007, 09:19 AM
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A conservative is a man whose wife doesn't wear makeup, cut her hair, wear jewelry and doesn't wear pants.

A liberal is a man whose wife wears makeup, cuts her hair, wears jewelry and does wear pants.

A moderate is a man whose wife does any combination of the above but not all of them.





'Bout sums it up, eh???
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Old 05-07-2007, 10:03 AM
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FRINGE_NUTTER WANTS TO KNOW - What is a Con and a Lib?



A con is RIGHT.

A lib is WRONG.


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Old 05-07-2007, 10:27 AM
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Liberals
The women engage in the wearing of jewelry, pants and make up, cut their hair.
They play in sports go to night clubs parties and do just about everything the world does.

Moderates
The women wear skirts may have trimmed hair wear concealer, wear wedding rings.
Some play sports. Guys keep their hair short and occasionally wear shorts. Cap sleeves. Allow TV’s. Willing to fellowship almost any except libs.

Conservatives
The women wear skirts usually at least 2 inches below the knees with no splits in them with hosiery. The women neither cut nor dye the hair. Married women generally keep their hair pinned up especially preacher’s wives. No low neck lines. Men keep hair short in conservative styles, not to spiky. Sleeves are worn below the elbow. Don’t not play in organized sports. Preach against tv’s. 6 inch rule applies (boys and girls keep at least six inches between them until they are married). Fellowships with other conservatives.

Ultra Con
Everything from the conservatives applies plus some additions. The skirts are worn to the ankles. No curls, Pentecostal bumps or fancy hairdos. No bright colors. Sleeves are worn to the wrist. No logos on the shirts. Button-up shirts must be tucked in. No shiny shoes. Generally fellowships within their local church only.

Characteristics of one group may be observed by another in some circumstances.
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Old 05-07-2007, 11:47 AM
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Oops, better make that two.

Hello, My name is Michlow. And I'm a liberal
Make that 3 or maybe 4, could be 5 -- I'm liberal enough for several people....
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Old 05-07-2007, 11:57 AM
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The women engage in the wearing of jewelry, pants and make up, cut their hair.
They play in sports go to night clubs parties and do just about everything the world does.
I'm a liberal (on this forum anyways!) but I DON'T go to night clubs. I do go to birthday parties. I don't do drugs, live in adultry, and other things associated with sinful living.
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Old 05-07-2007, 12:32 PM
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Make that 3 or maybe 4, could be 5 -- I'm liberal enough for several people....
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