FRINGE_NUTTER WANTS TO KNOW - What is a Con and a Lib?

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Originally Posted by FRINGE_NUTTER

After lurking here for several days, I decided to choose a nicname and make a few posts. I am serious about this thread. I would like to know what defines "conservative" or "liberal" in the minds of the people on this forum.

I am somewhat of a fringe_nutter now to some here and to others I would be considered very liberal. This is strictly an educational thread for me and maybe other newbies to the Apostolic realm.

Thanks in advance. In 20 sentences or less define a conservative. In 20 sentences or less define a liberal.

After the serious part with the 20 sentences or less, then you can make the facetious comments.

I am new to all of this Apostolic friends board and would like to make up my mind which way I want to go.

A conservative is a man whose wife doesn't wear makeup, doesn't cut her hair, doesn't wear jewelry and doesn't wear pants.

A liberal is a man whose wife wears does makeup, does cuts her hair, does wears jewelry and does wear pants.

A moderate is a man whose wife does any combination of the above but not all of them.