Mama bear, 5/21 has been predicted by someone to be the end of the world or the rapture or something.
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What we make of the Bible will never be as great a thing as what the Bible will - if we let it - make of us.~Rich Mullins
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.~Galileo Galilei
He was wrong about 1994 and, I think, another date, but he's right about this one. He says.
Too hilarious!!
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
It's pretty slow right now, and has been for a while.
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I'm (sic) not cynical, I just haven't been around long enough to be Jedi mind-tricked by politics as usual. Alas, maybe in a few years I'll be beaten back into the herd. tstew
It's pretty slow right now, and has been for a while.
You want to know whats slow? My current internet speed at this school! THAT is what is slow. I'm trying to do an Oracle install on a test server so a number of the admin staff can start playing with it before it goes live in a few months and I am seeing between 30 and 80 kbits per second download -and these are multi gig files.