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06-22-2011, 08:23 AM
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Re: I Have Decided to Become a Pirate
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Hmm, both the Amish AND pirates wear long skirts. (Not the GUYS, One Accord!)
If I was a great computer whiz, I would chop the top of an Amish woman and the bottom of a pirate and there you would have it!  |
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06-22-2011, 08:56 AM
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Re: I Have Decided to Become a Pirate
Ain't no such thing as women pirates. No Bible for it.
They'd be trying to upsurp the Cap'n's authority, trying to teach the crew proper pirating ettiqete and everyone knows women can't teach. Soon they'd be trying to become Captains themselves, and they'd use all the ill gotten bounty to "adorn themselves with gold and pearls and costly array". No, women can't be pirates. so "Away with ye, wench, to the hold ye go, to swab them thar decks, and prepare ye my meals! Arrrrgh!"
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06-22-2011, 09:19 AM
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Re: I Have Decided to Become a Pirate
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Ain't no such thing as women pirates. No Bible for it.
They'd be trying to upsurp the Cap'n's authority, trying to teach the crew proper pirating ettiqete and everyone knows women can't teach. Soon they'd be trying to become Captains themselves, and they'd use all the ill gotten bounty to "adorn themselves with gold and pearls and costly array". No, women can't be pirates. so "Away with ye, wench, to the hold ye go, to swab them thar decks, and prepare ye my meals! Arrrrgh!"
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The good thing about being a pirate is, you don't have to obey any of that. Aaaarrrgh!!
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06-22-2011, 09:56 AM
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Re: I Have Decided to Become a Pirate
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The good thing about being a pirate is, you don't have to obey any of that. Aaaarrrgh!! |
And there ye go, careening headlong down the slippery slope. Thar be mutiny afoot. Arrrrg! Rig ye the gang blank, mateys. Bring forth the blindfold. This here upsurpers will go to the depths to Davey Jones' locker!
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06-22-2011, 10:10 AM
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Re: I Have Decided to Become a Pirate
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And there ye go, careening headlong down the slippery slope. Thar be mutiny afoot. Arrrrg! Rig ye the gang blank, mateys. Bring forth the blindfold. This here upsurpers will go to the depths to Davey Jones' locker!
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Aarrrr!!! Us pirate women are not helpless. Just try and make me walk the plank!
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06-22-2011, 11:21 AM
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Re: I Have Decided to Become a Pirate
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Aarrrr!!! Us pirate women are not helpless. Just try and make me walk the plank!
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 Thats it. I quit. You don't play fair. I'm tellin' my mama.
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06-22-2011, 11:56 AM
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Re: I Have Decided to Become a Pirate
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Thats it. I quit. You don't play fair. I'm tellin' my mama. |
Ya poor thang. 
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06-22-2011, 12:25 PM
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Re: I Have Decided to Become a Pirate
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Thats it. I quit. You don't play fair. I'm tellin' my mama. |
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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