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Re: I Have Decided to Become a Pirate
Ain't no such thing as women pirates. No Bible for it.
They'd be trying to upsurp the Cap'n's authority, trying to teach the crew proper pirating ettiqete and everyone knows women can't teach. Soon they'd be trying to become Captains themselves, and they'd use all the ill gotten bounty to "adorn themselves with gold and pearls and costly array". No, women can't be pirates. so "Away with ye, wench, to the hold ye go, to swab them thar decks, and prepare ye my meals! Arrrrgh!"
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