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07-14-2011, 03:45 PM
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
Limericks are now in my blood
They're now coming forth like a flood
Addicted I am
to this asinine scam
Oh stop me from posting more duds
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Let it be understood that Apostolic Friends Forum is an Apostolic Forum.
Apostolic is defined on AFF as:
- There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
- The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
- Every sinner must repent of their sins.
- That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
- That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
- The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
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07-14-2011, 03:48 PM
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
AFF is a place for Apostolics
Libs, Cons and alcoholics
they say "change the name'
but I say they're all just too lame
You're here cuz you're all postaholics
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Let it be understood that Apostolic Friends Forum is an Apostolic Forum.
Apostolic is defined on AFF as:
- There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
- The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
- Every sinner must repent of their sins.
- That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
- That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
- The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
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07-14-2011, 03:49 PM
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Go Dodgers!
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
Lulu is a gal with one eyebrow
A face that looks like a chowchow
Jacob's Ladder was bitten
and now he is smitten
by a woofer that smells like a cowcow
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Let it be understood that Apostolic Friends Forum is an Apostolic Forum.
Apostolic is defined on AFF as:
- There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
- The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
- Every sinner must repent of their sins.
- That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
- That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
- The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
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07-14-2011, 03:58 PM
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Renewed
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Location: Arkansas
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
Quote:
Originally Posted by Praxeas
AFF is a place for Apostolics
Libs, Cons and alcoholics
they say "change the name'
but I say they're all just too lame
You're here cuz you're all postaholics
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Praxeas
Lulu is a gal with one eyebrow
A face that looks like a chowchow
Jacob's Ladder was bitten
and now he is smitten
by a woofer that smells like a cowcow
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Rofl !! 
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In fact I think that the insinuation of "hateful" Pentecostals is coming mostly from the fertile imaginations of bitter, backslidden ex Apostolics who are constantly trying to find a way to justify their actions. ~ strait shooter
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07-14-2011, 04:52 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
I was content in this life I feigned
To horse & buggy my life was reined
But the tempter raised the bar
With a shiny and sleek new car
Now to gadgets forever I'm chained
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
Last edited by Hoovie; 07-14-2011 at 07:27 PM.
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07-14-2011, 06:51 PM
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
The world turns with him the axis 
We try goodness yet he smacks us 
He is shadowy and curious 
When questioned he's furious 
Unique, random, delightful, Praxeas 
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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07-14-2011, 07:10 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
Questions they say don't you dare ask
If you are ignorant disguise and mask
I say being curious is better
Like wine with aged cheddar
So cut some cheese and pour me a flask
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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07-14-2011, 07:22 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
It's all in the bean I tell you again
Not brands or spent dollars but when
When was it dark roast
Grind it just before toast
It's in the bean. It's true, Amen?
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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07-14-2011, 07:54 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
A philanderer was he with a deviant twist
No trust, no honor, only good for a tryst
Faith was planted and grew
The old man became the new
Now he's the Pastor at First Baptist
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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07-14-2011, 08:06 PM
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
Knox in box
Fox in socks.
Knox on fox
in socks in box.
easy
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