Got my AARP card

[Titus2woman]

There is nothing that says "You are old and washed up" like getting that red and white card in the mail...

Someone please tell me that there are some huge benefits that will make up for that kicked in the gut feeling I got when I opened that uniquely depressing piece of mail.

It's gonna take a lot more than cheap breakfast at IHOP to make me feel better about this.

[AreYouReady?]

Want to know what made me feel better?

That particular piece of mail goes into my box of papers designated to be burned.

You will get more.

[canam]

aarp is a leftist liberal outfit look around there are much better deals out there besides they support obamacare and other shennagins, try amac inc.

[seguidordejesus]

I think it's great that you made it that far and that you're still alive. I wish I could get discounts for just being alive I did ask for a discount for being an American at a bookstore in Lleida, Spain and they gave me 10% off lol I was only kidding but I took the deal

[Amanah]

The best thing about being over 50 is Cinemaworld only charges you $4.00 to see a movie. But here is the thing, the seats are more comfortable at home and the popcorn is much less expensive. Also, my husband can pause the movie when he needs a bathroom break, his prostrate doesn't allow for a full movie viewing w/o a break.

[Titus2woman]

Originally Posted by Amanah

The best thing about being over 50 is Cinemaworld only charges you $4.00 to see a movie. But here is the thing, the seats are more comfortable at home and the popcorn is much less expensive. Also, my husband can pause the movie when he needs a bathroom break, his prostrate doesn't allow for a full movie viewing w/o a break.

TMI...ROFL... OMW...

... now I feel better!

[Titus2woman]

Originally Posted by seguidordejesus

I think it's great that you made it that far and that you're still alive. I wish I could get discounts for just being alive I did ask for a discount for being an American at a bookstore in Lleida, Spain and they gave me 10% off lol I was only kidding but I took the deal

So that's the word... Every day above ground is a good day... too funny!

[Titus2woman]

Originally Posted by AreYouReady?

Want to know what made me feel better?

That particular piece of mail goes into my box of papers designated to be burned.

You will get more.

Actually we've been through the barrage of mail from AARP with Don already... He's now 56 and they seem to be slowing down some after being completely ignored for six years

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by Titus2woman

There is nothing that says "You are old and washed up" like getting that red and white card in the mail...

Someone please tell me that there are some huge benefits that will make up for that kicked in the gut feeling I got when I opened that uniquely depressing piece of mail.

It's gonna take a lot more than cheap breakfast at IHOP to make me feel better about this.

Burn it, and send the ashes back with a note that you have no desire to associate with an organizaition committed to the distruction of America.

Join AMAC

The Association of Mature American Citizens (AMAC)

http://amac.us/

[commonsense]

We belong to American Seniors Association. It also gives discounts but isn't "liberal".