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Old 01-22-2013, 04:46 AM
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Old 01-22-2013, 08:50 AM
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Old 01-22-2013, 08:51 AM
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:40 AM
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OH SORRY---- 1 (800) I-BE-HOLY or you can just post your question here.
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:42 AM
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Re: Late Night Calls w/ Jacob's Ladder

Mr. Ladder, my question is: how many Apostolics does it take to change a light bulb?
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Mr. Ladder, my question is: how many Apostolics does it take to change a light bulb?
If it was an original Apostolic, it would only take one. But if it was one of AFF's apostolics, it would probably take the entire forum, because each one of them would have their own truth about how a light bulb should be installed.

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Old 01-22-2013, 11:54 AM
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If it was an original Apostolic, it would only take one. But if it was one of AFF's apostolics, it would probably take the entire forum, because each one of them would have their or truth about how a light bulb should be installed.
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Old 01-22-2013, 02:01 PM
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If it was an original Apostolic, it would only take one. But if it was one of AFF's apostolics, it would probably take the entire forum, because each one of them would have their own truth about how a light bulb should be installed.
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Mr. Ladder, my question is: how many Apostolics does it take to change a light bulb?
True Apostolics wouldn't change a light bulb - they would just pray for healing for the original light bulb.
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True Apostolics wouldn't change a light bulb - they would just pray for healing for the original light bulb.
They would tell it to pray through because obviously there must be sin in the camp of the light bulb or it would not have gone out.
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