When was the last time you saw an Amish buggy in a strip club parking lot?
Well, this is a trick question. If I answered you, it would indicate that I, myself, were actually in a strip club parking lot to witness such an event......and being that I've not been in a strip club parking lot, I cannot answer the question from first hand knowledge.
However, knowing that an Amish buggy has wheels, and can travel on the same roads as an automobile, I can definitively say without equivocation that an Amish buggy COULD travel to a strip club.
__________________ "Many people view their relationship with God like a "color by number" picture. It's easier to let someone else define the boundaries, tell them which blanks to fill in, and what color to use than it is for them to take a blank canvas and seek inspiration from the Source in order to paint their own masterpiece"
Well, this is a trick question. If I answered you, it would indicate that I, myself, were actually in a strip club parking lot to witness such an event......and being that I've not been in a strip club parking lot, I cannot answer the question from first hand knowledge.
However, knowing that an Amish buggy has wheels, and can travel on the same roads as an automobile, I can definitively say without equivocation that an Amish buggy COULD travel to a strip club.
Of course it COULD, but it is very unlikely and you know it. Hence, buggies are more holy than cars.
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Emma is a ficticious Amish character and ILG is her real person counterpart.
Emphatic NO. People gossip around coffee tables. Not all Amish preach against coffee tables but some of them also practice bundling. Not all Amish are in the true church.
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Emma is a ficticious Amish character and ILG is her real person counterpart.
Emma, I haven't heard from you in a coons age. How are you? You are ex amish right?
I do definitely can tell that you love God in fact, I think I heard you say one time, "I Love God!"
Of course it COULD, but it is very unlikely and you know it. Hence, buggies are more holy than cars.
Unlikely or impossible? Because, as long as the possibility exists, the risk is very real.......
__________________ "Many people view their relationship with God like a "color by number" picture. It's easier to let someone else define the boundaries, tell them which blanks to fill in, and what color to use than it is for them to take a blank canvas and seek inspiration from the Source in order to paint their own masterpiece"
(In Jeff Foxworthy's voice) If your pastor makes unannounced visits to your home and checks all your clothes to see if it meets his standards..... you might be going to a controlling church.
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
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