A True Story

[Jacob's Ladder]

I want to tell you people about a true story I just made up.


Long time ago in a far away land there was a dog named Spike. One day Spike died and many people cried.





The End.

[Miss Scarlett]

I have a true story better than that, and more interesting too.

Early one morning about the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other
Drew their knives and shot each other

The deaf policeman heard the noise
And came right down and shot the two dead boys

If you don't believe this story's true
Ask the blind man....he saw it too.

The End.

[BeenThinkin]

Originally Posted by Jacob's Ladder

I want to tell you people about a true story I just made up.


Long time ago in a far away land there was a dog named Spike. One day Spike died and many people cried.





The End.

Jacob, shouldn't it be... "....next door, in a far away land?" A true story that you are making up should be true.

BT

[RandyWayne]

I know a story about a far away place. . . . .

[Timmy]

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.....

[Titus2woman]

Really Timmy? I expected you to go for:

In the beginning...

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by Titus2woman

Really Timmy? I expected you to go for:

In the beginning...

Oh, but that one really is a true story!

[RandyWayne]

Call me Ishmael.

[KeptByTheWord]

Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

I have a true story better than that, and more interesting too.

Early one morning about the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other
Drew their knives and shot each other

The deaf policeman heard the noise
And came right down and shot the two dead boys

If you don't believe this story's true
Ask the blind man....he saw it too.

The End.