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Originally Posted by Jermyn Davidson
"You are the sorriest member I have!" 
As a Pastor's kid growing up eavesdropping on my Dad's conversations from time to time, I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND where this Pastor is coming from.
At the end, what did he pull out of his pocket and take a swig from?
"PREACH IT!" |
well he told that samson didn't take no sass and whipped the philistines with the jaw bone of an ass
but to tell the truth, he got all that just a little mixed up
i can't tell you exactly what he said but the minute he said it every face went red
but he just paused, and kinda staggered and then he hiccuped
he gave botanical names for mideast flora
told ALL about sodom and gomorrah
and though his speech was slurred it was very graphic
he used words i'd never heard back then and even now i only hear 'em when
i'm stuck in a new york cab in five o clock traffic
well the sermon ended and he didn't rest he went right into the gettysburg address
and then a stirring rendition of casey at the bat
he did impressions of garbo and gary cooper and i tell ya friends, i thought it was super 'cause for props
he grabbed the organ players wig and a deacon's hat
RAY STEVENS - VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL LYRICS
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