The Oracle of God

[Trying2DoRight]

Originally Posted by KeptByTheWord

Bert... How many screen names do you keep before the presence of God?

I want to encourage you to cease from committing sin and to offer you my assistance to help you overcome the sin in your
life and to become Holy to Him.

Will you receive my assistance and help?

YES

No

~ The Oracle of God

[Trying2DoRight]

Originally Posted by phareztamar

Is this guy for real?

I want to encourage you to cease from committing sin and to offer you my assistance to help you overcome the sin in your
life and to become Holy to Him.

Will you receive my assistance and help?

YES

No

~ The Oracle of God

[Trying2DoRight]

Originally Posted by berkeley

I want mine to say "He Left Nothing Behind"

Not exactly working on that at the moment...

I want to encourage you to cease from committing sin and to offer you my assistance to help you overcome the sin in your
life and to become Holy to Him.

Will you receive my assistance and help?

YES

No

~ The Oracle of God

[KeptByTheWord]

Originally Posted by Trying2DoRight

I want to encourage you to cease from committing sin and to offer you my assistance to help you overcome the sin in your
life and to become Holy to Him.

Will you receive my assistance and help?

YES

No

~ The Oracle of God

Sure Bro. Bert. And how do you intend to do that?

[seekerman]

Originally Posted by Trying2DoRight

I want to encourage you to cease from committing sin and to offer you my assistance to help you overcome the sin in your
life and to become Holy to Him.

Will you receive my assistance and help?

YES

No

~ The Oracle of God

No. I believe you to be a religious nut who is far from God and much into himself.

~ The Sporcle of God

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by KeptByTheWord

Sure Bro. Bert. And how do you intend to do that?

[Trying2DoRight]

Originally Posted by KeptByTheWord

And how do you intend to do that?

In the Spirit of Christ. ~ The Oracle of God

[crakjak]

Originally Posted by Trying2DoRight

One time I was complaining to God, He interrupted me right in the middle of what I was saying.

He said, "At least your not in hell". I did not say anything...silence.

He then said, "you do not ever have a reason or a right to complain to me, you would be in hell right now if I had not redeemed you."

I said, "I have no complaints my Lord."

~ The Oracle of God

He didn't say that, that came out of your religious head and spirit.

[Trying2DoRight]

Originally Posted by crakjak

He didn't say that, that came out of your religious head and spirit.

Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.

~ The Oracle of God

[seekerman]

Originally Posted by Trying2DoRight

Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.

~ The Oracle of God

You're not the Holy Ghost. You're a self absorbed religious nut, with a touch of insanity.

~The Sporcle of God