Replacement Theology Man Highlights

[Sean]

More Replacement Theology Man to come...stay tuned!!!

[houston]

Originally Posted by Sean

Now class, welcome to our preterist Sunday School!

I am your teacher today, "metaphor man".

Why dont we start off with a song, okay?

Were un-happy people yes we are...
Were un-happy people yes we are....
Jesus came 2 milleniums ago...
Nothing's changed so I dont know(what to tell you)...
Were un-happy people yes we are...

Okay now, lets turn todays lesson over to "REPLACEMENT THEOLOGY MAN"..

Lets give him a warm welcome(because its warm where he's going)

RT man.....Good morning class...Folks are you tired of Israel getting all the prophetical attention in the O.T.?
Tired of hearing about Gods' promise to them to be restored in the end times?
Tired of hearing about how God made promises to the Fathers and intends to keep them?
Just plain tired of hearing Israel this and Israel that?

Well, you dont have to put up with that junk any longer!
Just join me in METAPHORIZING these passages away!

Just like this!....

Jeremiah 23 King James Version (KJV)

23 Woe be unto the pastors that destroy and scatter the sheep of my pasture! saith the Lord.

2 Therefore thus saith the Lord God of DELETE(the church) against the pastors that feed my people; Ye have scattered my flock, and driven them away, and have not visited them: behold, I will visit upon you the evil of your doings, saith the Lord.

3 And I will gather the remnant of my DELETE(the church) out of all countries whither I have driven them, and will bring them again to their folds; and they shall be fruitful and increase.

4 And I will set up shepherds over DELETE(the church) which shall feed them: and they shall fear no more, nor be dismayed, neither shall they be lacking, saith the Lord.

5 Behold, the days come, saith the Lord, that I will raise unto DELETE(the church) a righteous Branch, and a King shall reign and prosper, and shall execute judgment and justice in the earth.

6 In his days DELETE(the church) shall be saved, and DELETE(the church) shall dwell safely: and this is his name whereby he shall be called, The Lord Our Righteousness.

7 Therefore, behold, the days come, saith the Lord, that they shall no more say, The Lord liveth, which brought up the children of DELETE(the church) out of the land of Egypt;

8 But, The Lord liveth, which brought up and which led the seed of the house of DELETE(the church) out of the north country, and from all countries whither I had driven them; and they shall dwell in their own land.



Yes sir, we just got rid of Israel and its promise to be restored didn't we? Wasn't that easy?
Now class, this is how it's done!
Have fun class, the sky is the limit, when you metaphorize the Word of God to make it what you want it to appear!!!

If you are worried about any negative consequences class, then just remember our new saying.."it's not a salvation issue"...

If you say this 5 times every day, you will convince yourself that if you are wrong, then God will give you a pass on the judgement day!

Again, have fun metaphorizing and we will see you tomorrow for more from yours truly...."REPLACEMENT THEOLOGY MAN!"

Your calling is to do infomercials, not ministry.

[shazeep]

[Sean]

Originally Posted by houston

Your calling is to do infomercials, not ministry.

LOL, good one!

[Sean]

Another exciting lesson from REPLACEMENT THEOLOGY MAN!!!


(R. T. man preparing for his lesson)....."Lets see, the Bible says Israel gets a New Covenant in Jer. 31..." 31 Behold, the days come, saith the Lord, that I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel, and with the house of Judah:

(R.T. man in deep thought)....."how can I get the passage to say NO covenant?"...."Hmmm..I GOT IT!...

31 Behold, the days come, saith the Lord, that I will make DELETE(No) covenant with the house of Israel, and with the house of Judah:...

"Yes, I figured out the code!!!

Okay class, I am coming!!!

REPLACEMENT THEOLOGY MAN to the rescue!!!".........

[Sean]

Yay, RT Man!!!!

[Sean]

Interesting.....



Hank Hanegraaff’s Conference On Preterism And Replacement Theology...



You do not have to listen to many teachers very long before you are able to determine whether or not they hold to Replacement Theology. In brief, Replacement Theology is the belief that the Church has replaced Israel in every blessing. However, one should point out that those who hold to this erroneous view only attribute Israel’s blessings to the Church, they shy away from any judgements. Replacement Theology is a shining example of poor Biblical interpretation....

It all culminated to a head when Hanegraaff stated with authority that Israel was the Harlot of Revelation, particularly Jerusalem.....






Israel and Replacement Theology

Partial Preterist advocates believe that ethnic Israel, the natural prodigy of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, no longer has any significance in prophetic matters. Kenneth Gentry wrote, “We believe that the international Church has superseded for all times national Israel as the institution for the administration of divine blessing to the world.” (1.)

It is a zealous passion for the Church and the Cross that causes Preterists to reject the idea of a restored Israel in her relationship with God. Preterist Gary DeMar stated, “There is nothing in Jesus’ teaching in this Gospel [of Matthew] which suggests that after this period of judgment [in 70 AD] there will be a restoration. Does the Bible, especially the New Testament, predict that the temple will be rebuilt? It does not. To make the temple of stone a permanent structure in the light of Jesus’ atoning work would be a denial of the Messiah and His redemptive mission.” (2.)

This replacement of the nation of Israel with the Church carries with it many troubling aspects, some that can be traced throughout history. .....

http://copwisecounty.org/

[Evang.Benincasa]

How are they replacement theology if they believe the grafting in the Israeli olive tree WITH the Israelis? Would you care to explain?

[Sean]

Class....I'm baack...its' you know who!!!.....REPLACEMENT THEOLOGY MAN!!!





R.T. man.......Students, the very tool we must use to be a great Replacement Theologian is a tool called PHILOSOPHY.

Never, and I mean NEVER give up your philosophy as you read your Bible....JUST CHANGE THE BIBLE TO FIT YOUR PHILOSOPHY!!!

Its' easy peasy!....


R.T. man...Class, for thousands of years I have been teaching philosophy, trying to bury man in confusion and to keep him from seeing the plain truth....OOOOPS!...I "prophecied" again class!

I have a habit of prophecying from time to time also!

Class, you too can join me as we TAKE AWAY the promise God gave to the fathers of Israel, and CLAIM them for ourselves!

It's fun and easy...just see how I do it, then try for yourself...

Class, this is how all the wonderful denominations were produced that we see today....

Who knows, maybe YOU will be able to start a new denomination some day!!!


All because you took MY class of how to re-invent the meaning of a passage!

Dont forget your wonderful teacher, R.T. man, when you start your new religion, students!

There are PLAIN TEACHINGS that anger us, but by using this REPLACEMENT method, we can soothe our thoughts and be at peace with the Bible!

The key is this...YOU DONT HAVE TO CONFORM TO THE LITERAL BIBLE TEACHINGS, BUT YOU CAN MAKE THE BIBLE FIT YOUR TEACHING!!!

As a philosopher, you are reading and saying..."I dont believe, I dont believe...etc".

But when you change the meaning of the words to fit your philosophy, you suddenly see yourself saying..."I believe, I believe, I believe".

Student.....R.T. Man, are you sure it is okay to replace Israel with the church in all these O.T. and N.T. passages?

R.T. man....Why sure I am sure kid!
If you dont like it, why dont you just leave(and get off your mama's computer little boy...lol)
Kid, just take a long walk off a short dock...

Class, ignore that kid.

Just remember this, the Bible was made for you to CHANGE anytime you wish!

Notice how I told that little jerk to leave, class?

I learned that from my "evangelist" friend BENINCASA!

[J.A. Perez]

The 5 steps to believing the lie are these...

2nd Thessalonians 2:8-12
1.
And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth,
2.
and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming: Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,
3.
And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
4.
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
5.
That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.