Replacement Theology Man Highlights

[mfblume]

Actually Sean makes the Lord a liar, according to his methodology about us, because QUICKLY does not mean quickly and SHORTLY COME TO PASS means thousands of years. Who's accusing who of lying again?

[Sean]

Not at all, I do the best I can do according to His LITERAL words. If I fall short, I pray for mercy.

The preterist however, just manipulates His words into hyperboles, saying they need not obey His words as He spoke them....LOL

[Sean]

Originally Posted by mfblume

No. He is talking about members in the body offending each other. So he compares his body of the church to a human body. And if you read the context, he is saying that you cut off someone in your life if they are dragging the body down. Just like an eye, get rid of fellowship with that offending person.

Now, why are not answering me? If you have a bad headache have you ever said it is killing you?

No, I am speaking of your personal members Mike. Shall I go into detail?

[Sean]

Originally Posted by jfrog

Maybe I like beating dead horses?

I do too. I like this conversation.

I like proving, with your own ideas, that Jesus was the Great Exaggerator....LOL(King of hyperbole)

[Sean]

Originally Posted by mfblume

Right. We are liars because there is no actual dead horse anyone is beating. Woe be to us!

Are you saying Jesus was speaking the same nonsense as you guys are right now?

You think so?

You speak metaphors and hyperboles, just like Jesus did?

[Sean]

The HYPERBOLISTS brain at work.....



Jesus says....

Matthew 5:29: And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Then Jesus says...."well, I know that was a bit over the top guys. I was speaking in what is known as hyperboles. I was just exaggerating about what I said. By all means, dont cut yourself like I just said. I was being a bit extreme. I apologize for frightening you"......


LOL

[Evang.Benincasa]

Originally Posted by Sean

Not at all, I do the best I can do according to His LITERAL words. If I fall short, I pray for mercy.

That is a total laugh! You pray for mercy that you don't even extend to others? You are mixed up. Luke 6:36 tells us that we should have the mercy as God extended mercy to us. Mercy we didn't deserve. But you believe in some future time God is going to can all that, and FORCE people to be righteous? First one on the list should be you.

James 2:13 says, no mercy will be shown to those who show no mercy to others. Mercy has the victory over the judgement. You do the best you can do according to His literal words? No, Sean, you do what ever you want according to what you see as God. Plain and simple Mr called to straighten out the church. Wake up Sean, your alarm is ringing.

Originally Posted by Sean

The preterist however, just manipulates His words into hyperboles, saying they need not obey His words as He spoke them....LOL

Preterism doesn't teach that Jesus has a sword for a tongue LITERALLY.

[Sean]

It looks like Benincasa thinks the Lord has a saliva laden tongue like ours. I guess he thinks Jesus blows His nose still.....LOL

[Sean]

Originally Posted by Sean

The HYPERBOLISTS brain at work.....



Jesus says....

Matthew 5:29: And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Then Jesus says...."well, I know that was a bit over the top guys. I was speaking in what is known as hyperboles. I was just exaggerating about what I said. By all means, dont cut yourself like I just said. I was being a bit extreme. I apologize for frightening you"......


LOL

This is describing also.

[houston]

Originally Posted by Sean

It looks like Benincasa thinks the Lord has a saliva laden tongue like ours. I guess he thinks Jesus blows His nose still.....LOL

Ain't no cure for "stupid." Bless your little heart.