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10-20-2015, 10:54 AM
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Re: Replacement Theology Man Highlights
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Originally Posted by houston
Have you ever plucked out an eye or cut off a hand?
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No, but you guys have been typing lies.
I can help you chop off your index fingers to break you guys of this habit.
Not true, a liar will type with his toes to keep lying.
If we chop off his toes, he will type lies with his nose....LOL
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10-20-2015, 10:57 AM
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Re: Replacement Theology Man Highlights
I have a nephew that exaggerates like you guys say Jesus exaggerated.
He told me he can do 200 sit ups in 60 seconds.(even though he can do some sit ups).
He is only exaggerating the facts and blowing them out of proportion, like you guys accuse Jesus of doing.
You guys think that Jesus is like my nephew and tells little "exaggerations".(hyperbole)
The kid is a bold faced liar!....LOL
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10-20-2015, 10:58 AM
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Re: Replacement Theology Man Highlights
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That is how serious that Jesus is about hell. Having our offending body parts removed is the alternative to hell.
Oh, thats right, Jesus was exaggerating....LOL
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And yet Sean still has all his eyes....
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10-20-2015, 11:01 AM
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Re: Replacement Theology Man Highlights
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hyperbole
[hahy-pur-buh-lee]
Spell Syllables
Synonyms Examples Word Origin
noun, Rhetoric
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obvious and intentional exaggeration.
Jesus obviously and intentionally exaggerated?
He must have been quite a storyteller...LOL
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You guys need to find a new word to describe the commands of Jesus.....LOL
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10-20-2015, 11:36 AM
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Re: Replacement Theology Man Highlights
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That is how serious that Jesus is about hell. Having our offending body parts removed is the alternative to hell.
Oh, thats right, Jesus was exaggerating....LOL
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No. He is talking about members in the body offending each other. So he compares his body of the church to a human body. And if you read the context, he is saying that you cut off someone in your life if they are dragging the body down. Just like an eye, get rid of fellowship with that offending person.
Now, why are not answering me? If you have a bad headache have you ever said it is killing you?
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10-20-2015, 11:38 AM
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Re: Replacement Theology Man Highlights
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You guys need to find a new word to describe the commands of Jesus.....LOL
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Sean, go back to school.
When a person says an OBVIOUS exaggeration, he knows the listeners do not expect to take it literally.
Jfrog, guys, Sean simply is uneducated in things like this. It's a pure waste of time. He refuses to answer questions that prove our point. How can you talk to anyone like that?
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10-20-2015, 11:43 AM
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Re: Replacement Theology Man Highlights
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Sean, go back to school.
When a person says an OBVIOUS exaggeration, he knows the listeners do not expect to take it literally.
Jfrog, guys, Sean simply is uneducated in things like this. It's a pure waste of time. He refuses to answer questions that prove our point. How can you talk to anyone like that?
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Maybe I like beating dead horses?
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10-20-2015, 11:44 AM
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Re: Replacement Theology Man Highlights
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Maybe I like beating dead horses?
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We all do too much. lol HAHA!
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10-20-2015, 11:45 AM
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Re: Replacement Theology Man Highlights
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Maybe I like beating dead horses?
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Oh no. I just realized Sean won't be able to understand this saying.
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10-20-2015, 11:49 AM
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Re: Replacement Theology Man Highlights
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Oh no. I just realized Sean won't be able to understand this saying.
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Right. We are liars because there is no actual dead horse anyone is beating. Woe be to us!
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