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07-17-2007, 09:10 PM
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uncharismatic conservative maverick
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Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea
AP - 07.17.2007
In a surprise announcement the general manager of the AFF Liberals, J-Roc, announced that Daniel Alicea has been traded to the Apostolic Ultra Cons for future draft pick considerations and monetary compensation.
UC Coach Elder Epley appeared elated at the recent pickup. He jubilantly told a filled press room of reporters, "We have picked up their best stud poster. We've been teetering on oblivion especially with the no-show performances of Coonskinner, RRFord, Whole Hearted, and Evangelist Benincasa. We tried to throw out Willy Price, IAM and Polaris every third day ... but I've got to admit they've been lackluster to say the least. Pastor Poster, a part-time hired gun, turned in his keyboard. Deseret, Rico, Steadfast and St. Matt are unreliable in the clutch. And of course ... everyone knows Old Paths and BOOM aren't the posters they used to be.
We've stunk ... It's been an uphill battle putting out a quality lineup but this really gives us the shot in the arm we needed. With DA on board, we are about to turn things around. He's the Michael Jordan of verbal jousting ... I can't wait."
To be continued ...
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OOOOHHHHH Puleeeeeeze! I'm gonna get sick.
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07-17-2007, 10:11 PM
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My Family!
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Location: Collierville, TN
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Originally Posted by deacon blues
(It also has been proven to make one impotent.........................:sshhh)
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DA does think he's important..........I'm just guessing you didn't use spell check - 
This thread is hilarious!!!
Now back to you Brian.
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07-17-2007, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherEastman
OOOOHHHHH Puleeeeeeze! I'm gonna get sick.
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Hey Rookie, be a guy and fetch me some more Haterade ... Coach E is about to put me in the game ...
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07-17-2007, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Praxeas
Should have traded to the moderates...the collective IQ of your group would have gone up AND we need a new water boy  |
This coming from a light-hitting, switch hitting, moderate who has less hits than an Amish website .... How about taking a position???
Come on Cinderfella, get to the ball!
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07-17-2007, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea
This coming from a light-hitting, switch hitting, moderate who has less hits than an Amish website .... How about taking a position???
Come on Cinderfella, get to the ball!
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Don't you have a few scrapes and bruises from the last time you scrapped with a moderate?
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07-17-2007, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by mizpeh
Don't you have a few scrapes and bruises from the last time you scrapped with a moderate?
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I already knew you had a sense of humor, Miz, I've seen you play/post!
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07-17-2007, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Praxeas
LOL...is that for real or is that doctored?
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It is real. It is a Whippet. This one had a genetic defect that caused twice the muscles to grow. Now weighs 4.4 pounds and lives on a Canadian farm. If it were mine, I would call it Barry Bonds!
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07-18-2007, 04:17 AM
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www.capitalcommunity.ca
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Originally Posted by BoredOutOfMyMind
It is real. It is a Whippet. This one had a genetic defect that caused twice the muscles to grow. Now weighs 4.4 pounds and lives on a Canadian farm. If it were mine, I would call it Barry Bonds!
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Thanks BOOM, you made me spill my coffee!!
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07-18-2007, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea
This coming from a light-hitting, switch hitting, moderate who has less hits than an Amish website .... How about taking a position???
Come on Cinderfella, get to the ball!
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Good stuff, I will b stealing this!
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07-18-2007, 09:05 AM
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