LOL!!! THESE R TOO FUNNY!!!! Ummm... the Christmas-tree-seller/non-beliver-in-them preacher??? AHEM!!! Lol, I personally knew him! =D And he was one the most impacting preachers of all time!!! I love it...
Impacting? In what way? Please elaborate.
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Didn't mean to offend, but realistically, if that pastor and wife are conducting closet raids on their congregation to ensure purity, they are no better than the Pharisee's that brought the woman caught in adultery to Jesus! They are finding something to snare the people, it's not a love for the sheep, it's a perverted attempt to control people. I love my pastor, but I know he wouldn't do what that couple is doing, and I wouldn't let him!
Maybe they were trying to get the preachers wife some free lingere! LOL!!!
U ever heard of I. H. Terry!?!?! I was just wondering if you ever heard of him!!! I am not implying him in any way!!! HA HA!!! =D And, to me, he was one of the greatest men to walk the earth! Sent out a lot of great pastors too!!
U ever heard of I. H. Terry!?!?! I was just wondering if you ever heard of him!!! I am not implying him in any way!!! HA HA!!! =D And, to me, he was one of the greatest men to walk the earth! Sent out a lot of great pastors too!!
Ahem! ... We don't mention people by their full names unless they're irrelevant. And we especially don't mention the nicknames your acquaintance was known to use.
just a thought...if you don't believe in watching TV...should you be a TV repair man?
Definitely not and if you don't believe in reading just any kind of magazine, you shouldn't be a mailman or a mail woman either (having to deliver those unGodly things).
Was anyone here back on FCF ?? i started a thread called " most wild standards- anyone remember ?
this is not to undermine , down grade anyone. a lot of this was from way back in the day or an extreme fringe but hilarious nonetheless.
CAN YOU TOP THESE ???
white socks only
coffee colored panty hose only
Cotton panties only (no silk )
Hair worn up at all times even to bed
NO plucked brows
NO medicated soap
NO false teeth
NO girdles
NO Red shoes
NO open toe shoes
NO doctors
NO dentistry
NO colored toilet paper
NO Birth control
MEN- hair parted to the right only
MEN - no hair spray, no spike
NO, sandals, slides, flip flop
NEW! no texting
NEW! no cell phones with Video
I can top that... Generally speaking, these dudes demand... NO BRAINS.
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