Church Names

[Trouvere]

How about the Church Against Everything! We aim to please.Reloading supplies available in the foyer.Pick up your church gossip list at the desk and ask the hostess for what is going on lately or if you would like to report a prayer request.We would not want to miss praying for old missus so and so since she is caught up in adultry.Brother such and such has not paid his tithes in awhile.Lets make sure his financial statement for the following year is made open to public viewing....etc....lol......Think this would fly?

[Theophil]

Originally Posted by pelathais

I think they would take one look at a phone book and feel despair over the infinite sectarianism that has taken place over the last 2000 years.
Either that, or they would pick up a phone and spend endless hours talking to one another and playing with the buttons. Pizzas would soon begin showing up mysteriously at places listed as "Saint Paul's Church" because Peter was known to be a real prankster.

I think this is true, and they would be totally dismayed and confused. I was just thinking that it would be completely foreign in the sense that none of their churches were named (as far as I know). It makes me wonder when this practice began. ????

[PreacherV]

Second Saint Luke Overcoming Church Of God In Christ With Fire And Signs Following!

[LordChocolate]

The senior citizen church of I have to pee often.

[Cindy]

How about:
You Can Get There From Here. (Heaven)

[Hoovie]

No Snakes But Signs Following Gospel Truth Lighthouse