Prophetic Utterance: The Woes of AFF

I love it... there are only a select few with the verbal dexterity to so accurately and carefully prophesy such woe upon the inhabitants of the cyberland we call AFF.

Kudos!!! oh Prophet!

I am wiping the tears from my eyes!

[Margies3]

This is the most woeful thread I've ever read.

I believe it's dragging me down. I'm beginning to feel depression taking over. Boo hoo.

Originally Posted by Margies3

This is the most woeful thread I've ever read.

I believe it's dragging me down. I'm beginning to feel depression taking over. Boo hoo.

Thou shalt see greater Woes than these.

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by philjones

I love it... there are only a select few with the verbal dexterity to so accurately and carefully prophesy such woe upon the inhabitants of the cyberland we call AFF.

Kudos!!! oh Prophet!

I am wiping the tears from my eyes!

Woe, silver bird - - yours is probably in the pipeline!

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Woe, silver bird - - yours is probably in the pipeline!

Yea I say, many Woes approach, and shall be pronounced in due season, for of such is the kingdom.

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Woe, silver bird - - yours is probably in the pipeline!

I would welcome the warning of the Prophet... for I am but a simpleton and cannot discern the proper time of rising up and sitting down and of going out and coming in.

Originally Posted by philjones

I would welcome the warning of the Prophet... for I am but a simpleton and cannot discern the proper time of rising up and sitting down and of going out and coming in.

Yea, if thou be one smitten with emerods, thou shalt more poignantly discern the time of sitting down.

Originally Posted by The Prophet

Yea, if thou be one smitten with emerods, thou shalt more poignantly discern the time of sitting down.

Certainly, oh wise one, emerods do also ascertain the value of perpetually standing for one cause or another cause or any cause at all!

[crakjak]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

This just in:

Woe unto thee, O crakjak, and again I say, Woe! Thou art unwise to speak of the prophet's pate, when thine own face have I seen. And I say unto thee that while thy grin is cheesy, thy doctrine is even cheesier; and thou defendest it not well. Remember from whence thou art fallen, and let thine older sister give thee a remedial Bible Study that thou mightest brush up on what thou hast forsaken, for of such is the kingdom.

And speak no more falsely against the prophet, for the hairs grow thickly upon my head, even as the cedars of Lebanon.

And again I say unto thee, Woe!

Behold the false prophet, few cedars grow on the plains.

[LadyChocolate]

This thread is too funny! Thanks. I needed this laugh!