Prophetic Utterance: The Woes of AFF

[freeatlast]

Prophet O Prophet...have you inquired of the Lord for me ?

Originally Posted by freeatlast

Prophet O Prophet...have you inquired of the Lord for me ?

Hearken, O Freeatlast: for though a liberal thou art, and believeth not that fat meat is greasy, yet hast thou found favor in my sight. For who knoweth whether in thy twilight years thou mayest return unto the paths of thy youth?

And yea, if thou wouldst invite the Prophet to go with thee on a trip to catch great fish like unto the one in thine avatar, great would be thy reward.

[SDG]

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps

I think a more apropos analogy might be "Can a single shovel scoop up the waste of an army of horses?"

Well someone has to pick up for you guys.

[AmazingGrace]

I I I I (stutttterrrringggg) was gonna asketh the prophet if he hadeth any words for me... but he is now talkin bout them spare tires and I wanteth him noteth to talketh about mineth so I am skerredth to asketh nowETH...

[AmazingGrace]

Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea

Well someone has to pick up for you guys.

sorry to hijack but DA w that av.. how are any of us to take you seriously?? LOL

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by AmazingGrace

I I I I (stutttterrrringggg) was gonna asketh the prophet if he hadeth any words for me... but he is now talkin bout them spare tires and I wanteth him noteth to talketh about mineth so I am skerredth to asketh nowETH...

For real - - more like woe is ME!

[freeatlast]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

Hearken, O Freeatlast: for though a liberal thou art, and believeth not that fat meat is greasy, yet hast thou found favor in my sight. For who knoweth whether in thy twilight years thou mayest return unto the paths of thy youth?

And yea, if thou wouldst invite the Prophet to go with thee on a trip to catch great fish like unto the one in thine avatar, great would be thy reward.

If you were a prophet indeed, you would know that you have allready been invited...last week of August 2008.


Now prophesy O Wise one. Will the weather be favorable. Will the Wiley Walleye be in a feeding frenzy?

[SDG]

Originally Posted by AmazingGrace

sorry to hijack but DA w that av.. how are any of us to take you seriously?? LOL

When has anyone ever taken me seriously???

Oh ....

Take that back ...

there's quite a long list nowaways .... starting w/ A.

[Michael Phelps]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

Woe unto thee, O Phelps, and again I say, Woe! For though of late thy posts be few, yet thy transgressions are many; and yea, though thou smitest the Prophet with thy words, yet thy smiting feeleth like unto the brush of a butterfly's wing.

For though thou thinketh thyself to be weighty and ponderous, yet the only thing weighty is the spare tire around thy middle, Yea.
Repent of this thy folly, lest emerods be thy portion all thy days, that at every upstanding and downsitting, thou remeberest the folly of thy words, even the words thou hast hurled against the Prophet, for of such is the kingdom.

And again I say, Woe!

Wow, this is uncanny! This guy IS a prophet! But, not for long........

[Barb]

While there is a vast difference between the gift of discernment and the gift of suspicion, I would say this brother is a prophet indeed...