Prophetic Utterance: The Woes of AFF

[IAintMovin]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

O Dean; oftimes the great neediness of the supplicant stirreth up the gift. This is also vanity. Yea.

I thinks The Profit () is a bunch of fooie...........

Originally Posted by IAintMovin

I thinks The Profit () is a bunch of fooie...........

Woe unto thee, O IAin'tMovin; for it seemeth from the content of thy posts that thy bowels moveth not either.

Originally Posted by crakjak

It is okay, laughter is works like a medicine, but don't let "The Prophet" lead you astray.

O Cracked One, according to thy theology, why would it matter, since thou believest all are saved regardless of how they be led? This is also vanity and vexation of spirit.

Originally Posted by The Prophet

Woe unto thee, O IAin'tMovin; for it seemeth from the content of thy posts that thy bowels moveth not either.

[Cindy]

Originally Posted by Steadfast

Now that's just.........Wrong..........

[Jekyll]

Heh.


But I STILL say, harumph

Originally Posted by Jekyll

Heh.


But I STILL say, harumph

Woe unto thee, O Jekyll; for thy "Heh's" and thy "Harumphs" have ascended as a faint musty smell before me.

Remember from whence thou art fallen, lest thou be smitten with an infirmity that will land thee on Rhoni's couch for counseling, while listening to Dora sing Gregorian chants; for of such is the kingdom.

This is also vanity; yea.

[Jekyll]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

Woe unto thee, O Jekyll; for thy "Heh's" and thy "Harumphs" have ascended as a faint musty smell before me.

Remember from whence thou art fallen, lest thou be smitten with an infirmity that will land thee on Rhoni's couch for counseling, while listening to Dora sing Gregorian chants; for of such is the kingdom.

This is also vanity; yea.

I've put Hyde away, thank you very much. Nice touch on the chants, though. That's enough to harumph my way out of here...

[Barb]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

Woe unto thee, O Jekyll; for thy "Heh's" and thy "Harumphs" have ascended as a faint musty smell before me.

Remember from whence thou art fallen, lest thou be smitten with an infirmity that will land thee on Rhoni's couch for counseling, while listening to Dora sing Gregorian chants; for of such is the kingdom.

This is also vanity; yea.

Thou art full of pearls of richness this day, o wise one...the spirit is high for those with an ear to hear.

Originally Posted by Barb

Thou art full of pearls of richness this day, o wise one...the spirit is high for those with an ear to hear.

Yea, even as at other times; for of such is the kingdom.