This was an email sent to me, it had adorable pictures that I don't know how to post.
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If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mother made it .
...then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want
...then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
...then buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores .
...then buy a dog !
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
...then buy a dog.
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BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness.............
...then buy a cat!
Now be honest, you thought I was going to say....then marry a man!
__________________ Mrs. LPW
Psalm 19:14
Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer.
This was an email sent to me, it had adorable pictures that I don't know how to post.
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If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mother made it .
...then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want
...then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
...then buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores .
...then buy a dog !
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
...then buy a dog.
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BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness.............
...then buy a cat!
Now be honest, you thought I was going to say....then marry a man!
Had me fooled I was going to suggest that that couple needed to get in church!
Had me fooled I was going to suggest that that couple needed to get in church!
Sad AND pitiful....
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
I meant the post by Rev was sad n pitiful. Not husbands.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
I was going to suggest that that couple needed to get in church! 
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