!!!!!! Important question for the ladies!!!!!!!!!!

[Ferd]

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

[rgcraig]

I can.

LOL - - did you see some stupid woman putting her makeup on in the car?

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

I can.

LOL - - did you see some stupid woman putting her makeup on in the car?

no my boss sent me a list of things to ponder. (we really do get a lot of work done around here)

another one was

if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why is there a song about it?

[rgcraig]

Or if cars park in the drive way why do they drive on the parkway?

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Or if cars park in the drive way why do they drive on the parkway?

I have seen many women on the parkway putting on mascharia with their mouth all twisted and open.... its just wierd.

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by Ferd

I have seen many women on the parkway putting on mascharia with their mouth all twisted and open.... its just wierd.

They need to do that in their driveways!

[Cindy]

This is true, one of my ex sisters-in-law put her make-up on while driving. One day she actually ran into a tree. Thankfully she wasn't hurt.

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

They need to do that in their driveways!

better yet, keep that junk in their junked up bathrooms!

Oh how bless a man am I that my wife doesnt do any of that.... if for no other reason than my bathroom isnt a chemical plant!

[Cindy]

They make much kinder, gentler make-up now Ferd.
And no animals are hurt in the process............

[tamor]

Originally Posted by Ferd

no my boss sent me a list of things to ponder. (we really do get a lot of work done around here)

another one was

if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why is there a song about it?

How about "If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from"??