In The Doghouse! What's New?

[Ron]

Originally Posted by Tina

Poor Ron........


Whatever you do, do NOT go out and buy your wife anti-aging moisturizing products for Christmas.

"Keep them guessing with Oil of Olay!"

[Ron]

Originally Posted by cneasttx

I think if he did, we would hear his screams all the way down here.

I thought you heard them yesterday?

[Ron]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Ron! You are obviously not as smooth as my husband is. Last week I told him I was getting gray hair. I said, "Look!!" He leans over my head and says, "I don't see any gray hair." I said, "Put on your glasses!!!" He puts them on, looks again and says, "My God! I love older women!!"



Good save Mr. Pressing-On!!!! No dog house for you tonight!!!!

Them Texans are smooth!

[Ron]

Originally Posted by Sam

Poor Ron

Good one Sam!

[Digging4Truth]

Originally Posted by Ron

Good one Sam!

You are affecting me Ron....

Tonight we went out to Red Lobster and there was a couple with a little baby. I am almost 100% sure that the baby must have been their grandchild... but buddy... there is NO WAY I was going to say that. LOL

[Ron]

Originally Posted by Digging4Truth

You are affecting me Ron....

Tonight we went out to Red Lobster and there was a couple with a little baby. I am almost 100% sure that the baby must have been their grandchild... but buddy... there is NO WAY I was going to say that. LOL

You outa try that on a woman that is overweight yet looks like she might be with child!

Talk about foot in mouth disease!!!

[Ron]

We were having pancakes the other day & one of them looked a little burnt.
My wife said, "those aren't burnt, they're fully cooked!"

I don't think I had any food in my mouth when I burst out laughing but I did laugh out loud!

Why are women so touchy?

[Digging4Truth]

Originally Posted by Ron

We were having pancakes the other day & one of them looked a little burnt.
My wife said, "those aren't burnt, they're fully cooked!"

I don't think I had any food in my mouth when I burst out laughing but I did laugh out loud!

Why are women so touchy?

Apparently you might want to look into having a filter installed between your laugh reflex and your mouth brother...

That particular action appears to get you in plenty of trouble.

[Ron]

Originally Posted by Digging4Truth

Apparently you might want to look into having a filter installed between your laugh reflex and your mouth brother...

That particular action appears to get you in plenty of trouble.

I am quick on the Laughter button for sure.

Ever notice how when the shoe is on the other foot different rules apply!

[Esther]

Ron you might need to buy her a pretty nightgown that a "young" woman would wear.