In The Doghouse! What's New?

[Sam]

Guys, I have been married for over 50 years, and it has been a good marriage, but there are times that there just is no right answer and no right reaction that we can offer. And, the more we try to explain, the deeper we dig the hole that we are sinking in.

P.S. Remember the advice of Ephesians 4:26

[rgcraig]

Duh Ron!

[Tina]

Poor Ron........


Whatever you do, do NOT go out and buy your wife anti-aging moisturizing products for Christmas.

[Cindy]

Originally Posted by Tina

Poor Ron........


Whatever you do, do NOT go out and buy your wife anti-aging moisturizing products for Christmas.

I think if he did, we would hear his screams all the way down here.

[holinesswoman]

Originally Posted by Ron

Yesterday afternoon my wife took our two daughters early in the afternoon to thier Dentist Appointments.
It is hard getting to thier Dentist at the best of times but there is construction going on & it is a nightmare for traffic so my wife took them on the bus.
When she got home about dinner time she asked me, "Do I look old?"
I thought, "Oh no, are we feeling a little insecure."
"No" I said. She doesn't, she has about three gray hairs in her head.
"
"Why do you ask?" I said. Bad move!
She said someone came and said to her,

"What beautiful Grandchildren you have!!"

I don't know when I started laughing or when I stopped, but suddenly the air temperature plunged about 10 degrees!
There was a distinct chill in the air!
Apparently, women take these comments more seriously than we men!

Was I wrong to laugh?
It was an absurd comment & whoever said it needs to visit thier local optician!
It is a no brainer, she looks young, look at the avatar!

BTW Does anyone have a spare bedroom I could use for a while?


----What got me into trouble!

Oh my dear Boy !!


That reminds of many years ago when my dear late husband Horace, well i asked him which dress I should wear to the watchnight service.

I had a blue one and one that was black, we did not wear any Red dresses.

Horace must have not been thinking well that day.

Horace told me to wear neither of them, said I was to big in the Caboose to fit into either one of them rightly.

That was the only night in our many years of marriage that my Horace slept alone in the parlor.

Oh my ..what memories.

[Pressing-On]

Ron! You are obviously not as smooth as my husband is. Last week I told him I was getting gray hair. I said, "Look!!" He leans over my head and says, "I don't see any gray hair." I said, "Put on your glasses!!!" He puts them on, looks again and says, "My God! I love older women!!"



Good save Mr. Pressing-On!!!! No dog house for you tonight!!!!

[Sam]

Poor Ron

[Ron]

Originally Posted by Neck

Sometimes a good laugh is just what you need.

Somewhere in the future you will both have a good laugh over it...

Is that before or after the swelling in my right eye goes down!

[Ron]

Originally Posted by Sam

Guys, I have been married for over 50 years, and it has been a good marriage, but there are times that there just is no right answer and no right reaction that we can offer. And, the more we try to explain, the deeper we dig the hole that we are sinking in.

P.S. Remember the advice of Ephesians 4:26

Amen!

Wow 50 years! That is quite commendable Sam!

[Ron]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Duh Ron!

Was it something I said?