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Old 12-20-2008, 04:08 PM
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Re: Gag gifts

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Just found this among my Christmas bags that I save. Forgot I had it. I don't remember where or when I got this. I'm sure it was a Christmas party.

It's a small ziplock bag filled with white Lima beans.

A small "cardstock" paper is stapled to the top.

It says:

Magic Weight Loss Beans

1. Remove beans from the bag.

2. Throw them on the floor.

3. Bend down and pick up each bean.

4. Repeat hourly as needed.

That's pretty good!
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Old 12-20-2008, 04:43 PM
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I'm giving this to several men in the church!!! J/K!!!!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Old 12-20-2008, 04:57 PM
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Re: Gag gifts

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On View Post
Just found this among my Christmas bags that I save. Forgot I had it. I don't remember where or when I got this. I'm sure it was a Christmas party.

It's a small ziplock bag filled with white Lima beans.

A small "cardstock" paper is stapled to the top.

It says:

Magic Weight Loss Beans

1. Remove beans from the bag.

2. Throw them on the floor.

3. Bend down and pick up each bean.

4. Repeat hourly as needed.

There's (or was) an actual weight loss pill that worked (if it worked at all) on a similar principle: take at bedtime on an empty stomach!
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