1. You only have two hands. You do not need more than two toys.
2. Toys that make noise are not toys.
3. Toys that can be tripped over need to go in the trash
4. Toys that hurt when you step on them are weapons and children should not play with weapons.
5. If I can see it when it is put up, you have more toys than you can put up so it needs to go away!
6. Toys from Grandparents should be kept at the grandparents house!
Does anyone think Ferd gets to live by his rules? LOL!
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In fact I think that the insinuation of "hateful" Pentecostals is coming mostly from the fertile imaginations of bitter, backslidden ex Apostolics who are constantly trying to find a way to justify their actions. ~ strait shooter
1. You only have two hands. You do not need more than two toys.
2. Toys that make noise are not toys.
3. Toys that can be tripped over need to go in the trash
4. Toys that hurt when you step on them are weapons and children should not play with weapons.
5. If I can see it when it is put up, you have more toys than you can put up so it needs to go away!
6. Toys from Grandparents should be kept at the grandparents house!
Does anyone think Ferd gets to live by his rules? LOL!
I have in the past, and will continue to, use toys as a revenge mechanism. Friends, relatives and brethren who do something that ticks me off during the course of the year WILL experience a toy or toys for their kids at xmas that WILL violate most of your ruleset and then some....
Yes, I have a list...
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Last edited by John Atkinson; 11-19-2009 at 01:05 PM.
Toys should come pre-assembled, and should not have 6 trillion staples and ties holding them prisoner in the box.
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Painful moments, TRUST GOD.
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Happy moments, PRAISE GOD.
Difficult moments, SEEK GOD.
Quiet moments, WORSHIP GOD.
Painful moments, TRUST GOD.
Every moment, THANK GOD.
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