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Re: I would like to recommend an evangelist
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That's funny.
I recommend NOW he can come and preach a great Rock-N-Roll message for ya.
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I thought this thread was going rather well, myself! 
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06-22-2010, 09:22 PM
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Re: I would like to recommend an evangelist
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What's your fee anyway?
Do you take requests for sermon topics?
Can you preach hair-esy?
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06-22-2010, 09:28 PM
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Re: I would like to recommend an evangelist
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What's your fee anyway?
Do you take requests for sermon topics?
Can you preach hair-esy?
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Question 1) The same as your lawyer fee. I charge per hour so I preach REALLY long sermons.
Question 2) Of course!! What would you like to hear? All I wanna do is tickle the ears of the people!
Question 3) I have personally taken the modern-day Nazarite vow so I recommend that men grow their hair!!
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06-22-2010, 09:31 PM
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Re: I would like to recommend an evangelist
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Question 1) The same as your lawyer fee. I charge per hour so I preach REALLY long sermons.
Question 2) Of course!! What would you like to hear? All I wanna do is tickle the ears of the people!
Question 3) I have personally taken the modern-day Nazarite vow so I recommend that men grow their hair!!
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I only need a 20 minute sermon...do you give discounts for 1/3 of an hour?
Do you use feathers to tickle ears?
So do the women take the vow and shave their head?
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06-22-2010, 09:41 PM
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Re: I would like to recommend an evangelist
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Well, if you insist, I'll do some evangelist recommendations. Hey Apocrypha, you should have Lee Stoneking some time. He does a great study on the history of makeup and the great insight of witches about women's uncut hair.
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I would REALLY love to hear him preach on those topics or most anything..and or read anything he has written IF I can find such.
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06-22-2010, 09:43 PM
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Re: I would like to recommend an evangelist
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I only need a 20 minute sermon...do you give discounts for 1/3 of an hour?
Do you use feathers to tickle ears?
So do the women take the vow and shave their head?
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1) I'll give you a discount if you'll give me a lawyer discount when I get in trouble!
2) No, I don't use feathers. I just use "surface religion", "Only what people wanna hear", "Feel-good theology", and of course, "Rock n' roll"!!
3) As long as I don't have to shave my head, I don't care!
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06-22-2010, 09:53 PM
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Re: I would like to recommend an evangelist
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1) I'll give you a discount if you'll give me a lawyer discount when I get in trouble!
2) No, I don't use feathers. I just use "surface religion", "Only what people wanna hear", "Feel-good theology", and of course, "Rock n' roll"!!
3) As long as I don't have to shave my head, I don't care! |
Sweet!! a Pro Bono sermon...and NOW is gonna shave his head.
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Re: I would like to recommend an evangelist
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I would REALLY love to hear him preach on those topics or most anything..and or read anything he has written IF I can find such.
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His garbage...errr, I mean, sermon stuff, is online. I'm sure you can find it on youtube if you really wanna put yourself through it.
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06-22-2010, 10:03 PM
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Re: I would like to recommend an evangelist
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Sweet!! a Pro Bono sermon...and NOW is gonna shave his head.
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I almost needed you last week!
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06-22-2010, 10:07 PM
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Re: I would like to recommend an evangelist
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That's funny.
I recommend NOW he can come and preach a great Rock-N-Roll message for ya.
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Will it be titled, "I know its only rock n roll, but i like it?" 
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