General Conference Predictions...

[houstonupci]

I'd love to hear all the GC predictions. What's going to be the "soapbox" of choice this year? What will be the recurring theme? What will we all be talking about until GC rolls around next year?

That being said, I'm really looking forward to the Sunday night crusade. God let your Power fall in Houston.

[Jack Shephard]

The reoccuring theme will be CHANGE.

[berkeley]

Apostolic identity

[Mr. Smith]

Originally Posted by houstonupci

I'd love to hear all the GC predictions. What's going to be the "soapbox" of choice this year? What will be the recurring theme? What will we all be talking about until GC rolls around next year?

That being said, I'm really looking forward to the Sunday night crusade. God let your Power fall in Houston.

1) People will dress in their best expensive clothes they just bought.
2) People will "Shout".
3) People will gossip out in the lobby rather than sit in the service.
4) Single guys will be on the prowl for single girls.
5) Single girls will be strutting their stuff for single guys.
6) Trinitarians will be bashed.
7) The three steps will be reinforced.
8) ...895 times.
9) Acts 2:38 will be quoted.
10) ...and quoted.
11) ...and quoted.
12) People will eat WAY too much at Denny's at midnight.
13) They won't leave good tips.
14) Evangelists will network desperately for revivals.
15) Pastors that are sick of their churches will put out "Feelers" for a new place to go.
16) Standards will be preached.
17) ...and preached.
18) ...and preached.
19) But people will still eat too much.


And there you have it. Save your registration fee, I covered the entire thing for ya.

[deadeye]

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK

The reoccuring theme will be CHANGE.

Hope and Change

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by Mr. Smith

1) People will dress in their best expensive clothes they just bought.
2) People will "Shout".
3) People will gossip out in the lobby rather than sit in the service.
4) Single guys will be on the prowl for single girls.
5) Single girls will be strutting their stuff for single guys.
6) Trinitarians will be bashed.
7) The three steps will be reinforced.
8) ...895 times.
9) Acts 2:38 will be quoted.
10) ...and quoted.
11) ...and quoted.
12) People will eat WAY too much at Denny's at midnight.
13) They won't leave good tips.
14) Evangelists will network desperately for revivals.
15) Pastors that are sick of their churches will put out "Feelers" for a new place to go.
16) Standards will be preached.
17) ...and preached.
18) ...and preached.
19) But people will still eat too much.


And there you have it. Save your registration fee, I covered the entire thing for ya.

You are Dead on.

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by deadeye

Hope and Change

That is our hope is change!

[crakjak]

Originally Posted by Mr. Smith

1) People will dress in their best expensive clothes they just bought.
2) People will "Shout".
3) People will gossip out in the lobby rather than sit in the service.
4) Single guys will be on the prowl for single girls.
5) Single girls will be strutting their stuff for single guys.
6) Trinitarians will be bashed.
7) The three steps will be reinforced.
8) ...895 times.
9) Acts 2:38 will be quoted.
10) ...and quoted.
11) ...and quoted.
12) People will eat WAY too much at Denny's at midnight.
13) They won't leave good tips.
14) Evangelists will network desperately for revivals.
15) Pastors that are sick of their churches will put out "Feelers" for a new place to go.
16) Standards will be preached.
17) ...and preached.
18) ...and preached.
19) But people will still eat too much.


And there you have it. Save your registration fee, I covered the entire thing for ya.

You are so bad!!

[POWERUP]

Originally Posted by Mr. Smith

1) People will dress in their best expensive clothes they just bought.
2) People will "Shout".
3) People will gossip out in the lobby rather than sit in the service.
4) Single guys will be on the prowl for single girls.
5) Single girls will be strutting their stuff for single guys.
6) Trinitarians will be bashed.
7) The three steps will be reinforced.
8) ...895 times.
9) Acts 2:38 will be quoted.
10) ...and quoted.
11) ...and quoted.
12) People will eat WAY too much at Denny's at midnight.
13) They won't leave good tips.
14) Evangelists will network desperately for revivals.
15) Pastors that are sick of their churches will put out "Feelers" for a new place to go.
16) Standards will be preached.
17) ...and preached.
18) ...and preached.
19) But people will still eat too much.


And there you have it. Save your registration fee, I covered the entire thing for ya.

Sad to say, but your pretty much right!!!!!

[Sister Alvear]

Mr Smith has just won a trophy for being Psych....