General Conference Predictions...

[Mr. Smith]

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK

I do. I sneak in. I am like a party crasher for GC.

Do you feel guilty?

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by Mr. Smith

Do you feel guilty?

Nope. Grace covers that I do believe.

[Mr. Smith]

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK

Nope. Grace covers that I do believe.

You savin' the money for the Cheesecake Factory afterwards?

[Jack Shephard]

Nope. I try to stay away from those places. You get fatter by just walking in a place like that. Any place that sells Fried Mac and Cheese is not a place I need to eat too often.

[smurfette]

Originally Posted by Mr. Smith

1) People will dress in their best expensive clothes they just bought.
2) People will "Shout".
3) People will gossip out in the lobby rather than sit in the service.
4) Single guys will be on the prowl for single girls.
5) Single girls will be strutting their stuff for single guys.
6) Trinitarians will be bashed.
7) The three steps will be reinforced.
8) ...895 times.
9) Acts 2:38 will be quoted.
10) ...and quoted.
11) ...and quoted.
12) People will eat WAY too much at Denny's at midnight.
13) They won't leave good tips.
14) Evangelists will network desperately for revivals.
15) Pastors that are sick of their churches will put out "Feelers" for a new place to go.
16) Standards will be preached.
17) ...and preached.
18) ...and preached.
19) But people will still eat too much.


And there you have it. Save your registration fee, I covered the entire thing for ya.

HA! Sounds about right!

[Mr. Smith]

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK

Nope. I try to stay away from those places. You get fatter by just walking in a place like that. Any place that sells Fried Mac and Cheese is not a place I need to eat too often.

Well, uhhhhhhhhhh........I better just shut up at this point.

[Jack Shephard]

I didn't mean YOU specifically.

[crakjak]

Originally Posted by Mr. Smith

I have been gently made aware that I am out-of-date, which I can't argue with since I have been to a General Conference in ions. I now know that Denny's has been replaced by The Cheesecake Factory as the primary choice of the GC Overeaters Club. Also, my inside source tells me that everybody watches TV at home so General Conference is no longer the ultimate destination for the TV-deprived. This concerns me, however. If this is true, this is going to kill the attendance. Heck, that's the only reason I ever wanted to go!! If it weren't for the annual General Conference, I'd have never understood the greatness of Rockford Files, Happy Days, Three's Company, Hill Street Blues, LA Law, movies like Karate Kid, and First Blood...Thank God for General Conference!!

So Bad!!

[crakjak]

Originally Posted by Berkley

Number 20... heh. Wouldn't believe it, but I visited a conference for the A.A. There were boys so queer, a Baptist could discern it.

Who is AA?