Worst Sermons In History

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by notofworks

There's a real good reason for the term, "Evangelistically speaking." I'm simple-minded and call it "Lying", but what do I know?

Its one thing to be clear and say something that is not a reflection of reality and just twisting some real event to fit a sermon.

it makes me absolutly crazy. and being a history nut, I tend to catch more than I most.

[mfblume]

Then there is the nonsense of how NASA scientists cannot account for one entire day's loss of time, which is explained by Joshua having commanded the sun and moon to stand still in the sky.

Also, the lie that there is a cube seen by astronomers that is coming towards the earth, allegedly proposed to be the New Jerusalem.

[mfblume]

Originally Posted by Ferd

I remember a couple. When I was a kid, some brite evangelist came thru and talked about frogs and owls in the home bringing in demons and such.

wackadoodle. so everyone got rid of all their ceramic frogs and paintings of owls etc.

I heard of that same idea. The idea was that the bible used them as figures of evil in various parts of the bible, like Revelation showing three frogs coming out of the mouth of the beast.

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by mfblume

Then there is the nonsense of how NASA scientists cannot account for one entire day's loss of time, which is explained by Joshua having commanded the sun and moon to stand still in the sky.

Also, the lie that there is a cube seen by astronomers that is coming towards the earth, allegedly proposed to be the New Jerusalem.

I heard both of those as a kid.

[notofworks]

So what about all the back-masking hooey that made the rounds in the late 70's and early 80's? "Turn me on, dead man" or whatever it was that supposedly the Beatles said. And that EVIL song, Hotel California because of the line, "You can check in but can never check out."

[RandyWayne]

Originally Posted by notofworks

So what about all the back-masking hooey that made the rounds in the late 70's and early 80's? "Turn me on, dead man" or whatever it was that supposedly the Beatles said. And that EVIL song, Hotel California because of the line, "You can check in but can never check out."

Ahh, I remember the infamous Steve Timmons.

[RandyWayne]

Originally Posted by mfblume

Then there is the nonsense of how NASA scientists cannot account for one entire day's loss of time, which is explained by Joshua having commanded the sun and moon to stand still in the sky.

Also, the lie that there is a cube seen by astronomers that is coming towards the earth, allegedly proposed to be the New Jerusalem.

If only it WERE New Jerusalem.

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by notofworks

So what about all the back-masking hooey that made the rounds in the late 70's and early 80's? "Turn me on, dead man" or whatever it was that supposedly the Beatles said. And that EVIL song, Hotel California because of the line, "You can check in but can never check out."

i with you on the back masking thing

but Hotel California? that one line aint all thats messed up about that song...

[Ferd]

Imagine by John Lennen is also evil.

[Sister Alvear]

Guess we have heard it all in Pentecost...must make us smart people because we have heard it all...ha...