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Old 10-25-2011, 10:38 AM
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What measure of holiness are you ?

So I'm writing a research paper on ..... "Research".... I know right ?

So anyway, I'm researching "Quantitive Measurement" and ran across this on a Q and A site.

Question: What is the unit of measure used to quantify holiness?

Answer:
Jesus (Ye) for the US System, and for the SI unit system, the deity, (de) for those offended by the former. One Ye would equal 1/3 de. Standard prefixes would apply, thus we have the nanodeity, microdeity, millideity, kilodeity, and megadeity. Such a measurement would need to be on an asymptotic scale, like warp drive, in order to prescribe a finite number to an infinite positive. Then 777 megadeity = infinitely good = God. Billy Graham sits at about 10 megadeity. Your average pastor- around 6 Mde. The average schmo? 2-3 Mde, or about 1 MYe.
Of course, the trick to this will be separating the very good from the very twistedly evil who only appear good. This is where the reciprocal rule comes in handy.
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