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Originally Posted by scotty
Sounds you have been to some seriously wierd churches.
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Sounds like just your average UPC around here... If they are not actually running around like maniacs they are talking about the good old days of 'pew walking', pulpit standing (I found this particularly vulgar), leaving scuff marks on the walls, etc.
I have seen slower moving traffic, i.e. the elderly, pregnant women and kids, run over by young to middle aged men 'running the aisles', one guy who would would boing up and down like he was on a pogo stick 'coconut' a young man (for those not familiar, it means smacking forehead to forehead) and a woman who would spin like a top with her fists flailing while every near woman was trying to keep her from hurting herself or getting hurt themselves by her... a woman who managed to fall down in ways that left her uncovered many times... and all this going on at once, it's mind boggling and looks more like demonic possession then a move of God.
And then to hear all over FB about how we had 'high church last night'... appalling!
Maybe I am just a stuffed shirt... or one of those people who barely has a pulse but after nearly having my arm broken by a young man running with his eyes closed I stayed in my pew when it got that kind of crazy.... I am old and broken bones heal slowly...
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