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This thread has gotten so funny! I know this guy is doing his best to insult me - so I have a few questions for him concerning HIS Apostolic ministry.
You know good and well how I baptize if you have read this thread - I have posted this over and over again. Why are you so concerned about ME and how I do it? How many are you baptizing there?
Now - I would like to know if when you baptize - Do you baptize them sitting down or standing up, in running water or still water, Hot or cold, with hair up or down, if you say exactly, "In Jesus Name Only" or do you say something before and after you baptize? Can they be baptized with short pants or short sleeves on? Who do you pay tithe to?
Do you have them call on the name of the Lord or do you call on the name of the Lord? Do you ever use the word Father in your prayers? Do you baptize in a metal, plastic or wooden baptistry or always in a lake, river or stream - how about a swimming pool - do you think that is legal since they did not have them in the Bible days.
I have not been to your church and thus - I conclude that since you did not say exactly how you do it - that you do it by saying in the name of Bob Dylan. :-) The JOY of the LORD is your STRENGTH!
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