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Originally Posted by JTULLOCK
Height does not matter so much really. The truth is that all you have to do is wear shorts and love God. Our Alliance condemns no one to hell accept UC's. J/K. The truth is that I need an Assistant PB. All the work is getting to me. I am a one-man-committee. I need to hand out assignments. First, could you help me to set up our bylaws? Or maybe we should not have bylaws. What do you think?
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Well - First of all - we need to define what shorts are! I think we need some rules and regulations and to define what brands of shorts are we will accept and what colors and the thread count and how long or short they can be and have a shorts committee to determine if what people are wearing are really shorts. We don't want just ANYBODY joining our movement - then some might try and take over the hierarchy and remove us from our high and holy positions.
If we have bylaws and a Statement of Faith - it needs to be kept SECRET or people will want to question us about WHAT WE DID NOT PUT ON THERE! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's have a SHORTS convention. I think we should ban Yankees from wearing shorts. My first order as the PB. Only those really deserving - Those that live in HOT places and Southerners - God's TRUE people!
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