When I first jumped on the forum, I noticed a lot of people that had hundreds of posts. Then, gasp, I saw some with thousands. Then, bigger gasp, I saw some with tens of thousands.
And I thought, "What a bunch of losers." Don't they have anything to do? They outta go mow the yard, do the laundry, shop at Wal-mart.....something.
Well, I'm now approaching the 1,000 post milestone. Wow, that happened fast! These stack up WAY faster than I thought. I guess I've become a "loser"!

At the current pace, I'm gonna hit the 20,000 mark by February!
When I hit the mark, I expect a cake with a thousand candles on it.
I've also been asked to join the Admin team. I'm so honored. In fact, I have tears right now. Sniffle.