I would like to ask a favor

[jaxfam6]

If ever I take any one of you to seriously or if I get offended at what you say or do not say because it does not fit into my ideology would you someone please smack me upside the head good and hard? PLEASE?????
I don't want to be so serious that I can not see humor no matter where it is or what it is about. I don't want to be so spiritual minded that I end up being no earthly good. I don't want to be so boring that I forget how to have a good time. I don't want to be so stuck on my own views that I can not appreciate others humor or wisdom.
So please if I get to stiff necked for my own good please feel free to kick my behind for me.

Thank you