Yes It Was God

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by Sam

Timmy,

There would be no reason for anyone to be in sin and not know it.
You are in sin
if you do not attend a UPC church and get there every time the door opens
if you do not give 15 percent of your gross income to the pastor of that UPC Church
if you disagree with or bend or break any of the rules as laid down by that pastor
if you speak any word of criticism against that UPC pastor
if if you have any facial hair and the hair on your head is parted in the middle, or spiked, or is long enough to touch your ears or collar
if you have a tv or monitor or computer in your home, garage, rv or vacation home
if you are guilty of disobeying any of the rules as set forth in the UPC Manual

That must be why the dryer broke down a few months ago!

[pelathais]

Originally Posted by Timmy

That must be why the dryer broke down a few months ago!

John 7:6

"... your time is always ready."

And, I suppose, so is the dryer's.

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by pelathais

John 7:6

"... your time is always ready."

And, I suppose, so is the dryer's.

It wasn't even four years old. Did it go to heaven or hell?

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by Timmy

It wasn't even four years old. Did it go to heaven or hell?

Oh, I bet the warranty is the equivalent of the age of accountability, so, it's in eternal torment, I'm afraid.

[pelathais]

Originally Posted by Timmy

It wasn't even four years old. Did it go to heaven or hell?

Depends upon the conditions of the warranty. Also, gas or electric?

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by pelathais

Depends upon the conditions of the warranty. Also, gas or electric?

Who reads those things?

It was electric.