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Old 11-18-2011, 08:35 AM
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If I was God for ONE day, I would plan for day after when I wasn't. I would give myself Wolverine-like healing powers, make myself 2 inches taller, make a billion dollars suddenly pop into multiple bank accounts, make myself a real working light saber along with the Jedi skill to use it, institute a flat 10% across the board income tax (while eliminating most others) and then create safeguards to keep additional ones from returning.

Oh yes, and create (and patent) a super efficient solar panel with an efficiency of 50% (the theoretical max). This would of course make me billions MORE over the coming decades and centuries.
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If I was God for ONE day, I would plan for day after when I wasn't. I would give myself Wolverine-like healing powers, make myself 2 inches taller, make a billion dollars suddenly pop into multiple bank accounts, make myself a real working light saber along with the Jedi skill to use it, institute a flat 10% across the board income tax (while eliminating most others) and then create safeguards to keep additional ones from returning.

Oh yes, and create (and patent) a super efficient solar panel with an efficiency of 50% (the theoretical max). This would of course make me billions MORE over the coming decades and centuries.
Make the theoretical max higher. Like 100%. Why not? You're God!
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Make the theoretical max higher. Like 100%. Why not? You're God!
It needed to be a high, yet a real number that could continue to be manufactured AFTER I was no longer God. Sure GOD could make one 100% efficient, or even a thousand percent, but no machine could.
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It needed to be a high, yet a real number that could continue to be manufactured AFTER I was no longer God. Sure GOD could make one 100% efficient, or even a thousand percent, but no machine could.
I was talking about changing a law of physics, so machines could do that. But, yeah, I suppose the next God-for-a-day might change it back.
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I was talking about changing a law of physics, so machines could do that. But, yeah, I suppose the next God-for-a-day might change it back.
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I was talking about changing a law of physics, so machines could do that. But, yeah, I suppose the next God-for-a-day might change it back.

.....and take away my Wolverine healing factor.

.....and my light saber, or Jedi skills to use it!
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.....and take away my Wolverine healing factor.

.....and my light saber, or Jedi skills to use it!
Doh! Oh well, fun while it lasted.
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