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Old 01-31-2013, 08:55 PM
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I have been gone from this thread for hours and hardly anybody has discussed my wise posts or debated them while I have been gone. I'm sure the Lord is insulted. You should be ashamed.
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One snowy Sunday evening, I saw an Amish buggy in a slippery WaWa parking lot -- and it was doing donuts! That poor horse didn't know which end was up...getting yanked all around. The steel wheels of that buggy were cutting through the packed snow, hitting the asphalt, and sparks were literally flying everywhere. I was pumping gas and was afeared I was gonna blow up!

There weren't no tag number on the back of that buggy, else'n I'da copied it down and given it to Emma ... she could'a straightened out them young bucks!

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One snowy Sunday evening, I saw an Amish buggy in a slippery WaWa parking lot -- and it was doing donuts! That poor horse didn't know which end was up...getting yanked all around. The steel wheels of that buggy were cutting through the packed snow, hitting the asphalt, and sparks were literally flying everywhere. I was pumping gas and was afeared I was gonna blow up!

There weren't no tag number on the back of that buggy, else'n I'da copied it down and given it to Emma ... she could'a straightened out them young bucks!

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You needed to sig that Amish Mafia on them! Ol Levi would have taken care of things.
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You needed to sig that Amish Mafia on them! Ol Levi would have taken care of things.
Right??!! Gotta LOVE reality tv. LOL
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Old 02-01-2013, 06:59 AM
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One snowy Sunday evening, I saw an Amish buggy in a slippery WaWa parking lot -- and it was doing donuts! That poor horse didn't know which end was up...getting yanked all around. The steel wheels of that buggy were cutting through the packed snow, hitting the asphalt, and sparks were literally flying everywhere. I was pumping gas and was afeared I was gonna blow up!

There weren't no tag number on the back of that buggy, else'n I'da copied it down and given it to Emma ... she could'a straightened out them young bucks!

God Bless.
What color was the horse? I think I know that guy.
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One snowy Sunday evening, I saw an Amish buggy in a slippery WaWa parking lot -- and it was doing donuts! That poor horse didn't know which end was up...getting yanked all around. The steel wheels of that buggy were cutting through the packed snow, hitting the asphalt, and sparks were literally flying everywhere. I was pumping gas and was afeared I was gonna blow up!

There weren't no tag number on the back of that buggy, else'n I'da copied it down and given it to Emma ... she could'a straightened out them young bucks!
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What color was the horse? I think I know that guy.
The horse was jet black. And the buggy was.... uh, oh yea.... jet black. And the driver was wearing dark (perhaps jet black) clothing.

Oh, and he had a beard. Is that a good clue???

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The horse was jet black. And the buggy was.... uh, oh yea.... jet black. And the driver was wearing dark (perhaps jet black) clothing.

Oh, and he had a beard. Is that a good clue???
I think I know who it is. Tonight, I am going to sneak up to his house and look in the windows. I prayed if it was him that he would have a lamp lit. So, if he does, I will know for a fact is was him.
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I have been gone from this thread for hours and hardly anybody has discussed my wise posts or debated them while I have been gone. I'm sure the Lord is insulted. You should be ashamed.
Oh, they are.
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Oh, they are.
They certainly should be, insulting the Lord like that.
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