I Need Funny Stories About Children in Church

hometown guy · #1 06-12-2013, 04:07 PM

One of the SS teachers in our church told us that she was reading a scripture and it said something about adultery so one of the kids asked " what is adultery? " and a 5 year old said explained it and said " an adult tree is like the big tress and then there is the little tress like us"

Timmy · #2 06-12-2013, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by hometown guy

One of the SS teachers in our church told us that she was reading a scripture and it said something about adultery so one of the kids asked " what is adultery? " and a 5 year old said explained it and said " an adult tree is like the big tress and then there is the little tress like us"

StillStanding · #3 06-12-2013, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by hometown guy

One of the SS teachers in our church told us that she was reading a scripture and it said something about adultery so one of the kids asked " what is adultery? " and a 5 year old said explained it and said " an adult tree is like the big tress and then there is the little tress like us"

Esther · #4 06-13-2013, 06:57 AM

My Mom never could understand why you go to church to sing "bringing in the sheets".

Song was Bringing in the sheaves, for those unfamiliar with this old song.

Esther · #5 06-13-2013, 07:02 AM

My nephew was about 3 or 4 when he stood on the table in Sunday school and sung "Takr this job and shove".

Since he seemed to have a singing career going, they asked him to come up front and sing a song. His Mom told him don't sing take this job and shove it, so he sung "Give me the beat boys...". Lol

When he was two he would stand in the pew and wave at the pastor while he preached. Pastor would take time out to wave back at him.