For those who want to know...RULES at my church!

[freeatlast]

Originally Posted by Amos

Folks, it has been fun, but I am getting ready to head out for a "Fellowship."

I wish I had thought to make it mandatory so the crowd might have been better.

I must go and spend some time cementing my hold on the brainwashed minions that call me pastor....Muuuhahahahahahahaaaa(evil laughter).

Have a good time Amos! BTW all our services were mandatory. If you were not there, someone was dispatched to your house, during service.

[RandyWayne]

Originally Posted by freeatlast

Have a good time Amos! BTW all our services were mandatory. If you were not there, someone was dispatched to your house, during service.

Wow.
But ya know, it would be fun joining a church like that (for a very short while) just to have fun with some of these "rules" and tweak the people who make them.
Like opening the door to one of these people "dispatched to get you" while wearing a Hugh Hefner-style robe, Barry White playing in the background, and your wife calling your name from another room.

[nahkoe]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

Wow.
But ya know, it would be fun joining a church like that (for a very short while) just to have fun with some of these "rules" and tweak the people who make them.
Like opening the door to one of these people "dispatched to get you" while wearing a Hugh Hefner-style robe, Barry White playing in the background, and your wife calling your name from another room.

You know, someday I'll maybe send you a PM every time you say what I was thinking. But that could be scary. Even scarier than *what* we're thinking.

[freeatlast]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

Wow.
But ya know, it would be fun joining a church like that (for a very short while) just to have fun with some of these "rules" and tweak the people who make them.
Like opening the door to one of these people "dispatched to get you" while wearing a Hugh Hefner-style robe, Barry White playing in the background, and your wife calling your name from another room.

Yeah..it take about 15 minutes to get myself disfellowshipped in a cult church like that.

I would'nt walk across the street to even visit a place like that again.

I have been on staff for 16 years at one of the greatest churches in our city.

I love it there..and ther is NONE of the foolishness that is discussed on this thread there.

IF it ever started I'd stoip it in a heartbeat or turn my keys and be gone.

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

Wow.
But ya know, it would be fun joining a church like that (for a very short while) just to have fun with some of these "rules" and tweak the people who make them.
Like opening the door to one of these people "dispatched to get you" while wearing a Hugh Hefner-style robe, Barry White playing in the background, and your wife calling your name from another room.

Lol....