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12-18-2007, 03:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esther
This post reminded me of this:
Dear Lord,
So far today, am I doing alright?
I have not gossiped, lost my temper,
been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or
self-indulgent. I have not whined,
complained, cursed, or eaten any chocolate.
I have charged nothing on my credit cards.
BUT I will be getting out of bed in a minute,
and I think that I will really need your help then.
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We could probably all stand to say this prayer, EVERY morning!!! LOL!
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12-18-2007, 04:35 PM
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I believe the Gospel of Jesus
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: North end of DFW Airport
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Originally Posted by HeavenlyOne
Hahaha....that's Minnesota...next state over to the west!
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In Minnesota, it's so cold the extra fur helps to keep their legs warm.
BTW: Texas was the warmest state in US yesterday.
HOOK'EM HORNS / GO COWBOYS beat the Eagles. hahahahah BL
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12-18-2007, 04:42 PM
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I need a Triple Espresso, NOW!
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Standing at the crossroads of life!
Posts: 3,238
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Originally Posted by big-larry
In Minnesota, it's so cold the extra fur helps to keep their legs warm.
BTW: Texas was the warmest state in US yesterday.
HOOK'EM HORNS / GO COWBOYS beat the Eagles. hahahahah BL
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LOL! I am in the great north and I DO SHAVE!!! tights and leg warmers do the job of keeping me warm just fine.!!! LOL!!!
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I never met a chocolate I didn't like!
*sigh* I did nothing yesterday.... I wasn't finished so I did nothing again today!
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12-18-2007, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by LadyChocolate
Ugh! I know of some preachers, not near me by any means, that do not let the women of their church shave... legs nor armpits... I'd find another church! lol
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Well the age old question............How does he know if she shaves her armpits??????
Questionaire??????
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12-18-2007, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by philjones
I haven't shaved since Sunday morning.  |
Are you a rebellious pk??????? lol
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12-18-2007, 05:46 PM
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I need a Triple Espresso, NOW!
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Standing at the crossroads of life!
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Originally Posted by smilee
Well the age old question............How does he know if she shaves her armpits??????
Questionaire??????
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I guess if she smells clean, then she probably shaves. if she has that certain "stinch" when she praises the Lord, welllllllll..................
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I never met a chocolate I didn't like!
*sigh* I did nothing yesterday.... I wasn't finished so I did nothing again today!
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12-18-2007, 07:30 PM
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Ah, Bro. Phil, I have not shaved (portions of my face) since shucks, I can't remember.
I am also overweight.
I am probably the reason "hell hath enlarged herself".
Pray, saints, pray......
"The reason I'm in this church, I don't wanna be lost....."
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12-18-2007, 07:50 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by philjones
I haven't shaved since Sunday morning. |
yeah and then there are all those new saints who had permanant cosmetics done earlier in life.... and those who had liposuction and other surgeries!
God is sure gonna have to look past alot of stuff.
Did i mention MOW's speedos?
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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12-18-2007, 07:53 PM
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I have found mercy... and a double edged razor! Come Lord Jesus for the morning comes quickly and I shall be in need of a fresh shave yet again and I fear i may be unfit.
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12-18-2007, 08:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by philjones
I Hope Jesus Doesn't Come Today!
I haven't shaved since Sunday morning. .
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