I Hope Jesus Doesn't Come Today!

[Esther]

Originally Posted by dizzyde

Well, I for one am rapture-ready folks, I have been amazingly productive this morning.

I've been a good employee and only checked in on AFF sporadically instead of obsessively, I've been a good daughter, helped my mom out on some of her correspondence needs this morning, helped my dad solve a problem, man, I think I'm going to start floating as I sit here.

Now if I could only kick that little Starbucks obsession... oh wait, I shaved my legs last night, does that make me bad or good, I lost track? Oh yeah, then there was the gluttony of the peanut-butter fudge last night.

Shoot.

Oh well, I was feeling good about myself for a minute there.

This post reminded me of this:

Dear Lord,

So far today, am I doing alright?

I have not gossiped, lost my temper,
been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or
self-indulgent. I have not whined,
complained, cursed, or eaten any chocolate.
I have charged nothing on my credit cards.

BUT I will be getting out of bed in a minute,
and I think that I will really need your help then.