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02-29-2008, 06:33 AM
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Still Figuring It Out.
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Re: Pulpit Bloopers.
And who can forget...
Lot Pitched His Tents...
The funny part of this video is the look that comes over his face when he realizes what he said.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YUSbdfiU6M
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02-29-2008, 06:49 AM
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Still Figuring It Out.
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Re: Pulpit Bloopers.
UPC Preacher from Groves Texas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DptqLWRn2qw
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02-29-2008, 08:21 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: East Coast
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Re: Pulpit Bloopers.
One day after service, an assistant preacher's wife invited the entire leadership to dinner for the following Saturday. When the day arriived, it turned out to be record-breaking HOT and HUMID!. The wife slaved in the kitchen all day long hoping to make that special dinner.
When it was finally time to sit down and eat, the Assistant Preacher turned to his 8 year old son and asked him to say the blessing. The little boy leaned forward and nervously whispered to his father, "But I don't know what to say." To which the father responded, "Just say something you've heard your mother say."
So the little boy bowed his head and promptly said, "Oh dear Lord, why did I invite all these people to dinner on such a hot, hot day?"
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02-29-2008, 08:24 AM
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Not riding the train
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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Re: Pulpit Bloopers.
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Originally Posted by Digging4Truth
UPC Preacher from Groves Texas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DptqLWRn2qw
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Nice pulpit!
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02-29-2008, 08:26 AM
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Not riding the train
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Re: Pulpit Bloopers.
I wish I could tell you who did this, but.......
He began an eloquent and anointed message on all the intricate designs of God, the human make-up, all the "organisms", alas he pronounced that word incorrectly..
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02-29-2008, 08:38 AM
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Administrator
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Re: Pulpit Bloopers.
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Originally Posted by HeavenlyOne
My pastor in southern IL once said, "We serve a red-hot devil, and he wants a red-hot church!"
He also said, not once, but twice, "We need to learn how to cut the cheese around here and have revival!"
He swears he never knew what 'cut the cheese' meant.....LOL!
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I guess he isn't the only clueless one??? 
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02-29-2008, 06:00 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
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Re: Pulpit Bloopers.
Someone once told me about being in revival with a preacher who was preaching about Balaam's donkey. He was trying to avoid saying a**, and this is what wound up coming out "If God could speak through the a** of a donkey"!!!
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02-29-2008, 06:24 PM
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uncharismatic conservative maverick
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Indiana
Posts: 5,356
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Re: Pulpit Bloopers.
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Originally Posted by Digging4Truth
And who can forget...
Lot Pitched His Tents...
The funny part of this video is the look that comes over his face when he realizes what he said.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YUSbdfiU6M
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OMG! I literally laughed so hard that my eyes started to water. LOL!
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02-29-2008, 06:34 PM
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Strange in a Strange Land...
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: The Island
Posts: 5,512
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Re: Pulpit Bloopers.
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
I wish I could tell you who did this, but.......
He began an eloquent and anointed message on all the intricate designs of God, the human make-up, all the "organisms", alas he pronounced that word incorrectly..
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I know a pastor in IL that did that too. Maybe the same person? No, probably not.
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02-29-2008, 08:24 PM
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Jesus is the Christ
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: San Antonio
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Re: Pulpit Bloopers.
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Originally Posted by Digging4Truth
And who can forget...
Lot Pitched His Tents...
The funny part of this video is the look that comes over his face when he realizes what he said.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YUSbdfiU6M
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that is hilarious!
gotta feel sorry for the guy.
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No real problem exists over the use of "The Name" in everthing else done in the Church. Why then should there exist great controversy over the use of the "The Name of the Godhead" in water baptism?
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