I Am Toast!!

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Okay, spill it!!! How do you make a dog fly?

This is hilarious and very timely. Our pastor was speaking on unity in the church and laughing about it being the place to get the best stories!

He said, "We've even had a prayer request for a dead dog!"

My husband says, rather loudly, "I wish I had a dead dog."

Our pastor stops preaching for a minute and says, "I don't think you want to know what Brother ***** just said."

I am with your husband.

to teach a dog to fly, you cannot start with a short drop.

you have to find a building or bridge at least 150 feet tall. Just go to the top and toss him over!

dog will either fly or be a "good dog"