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Old 04-10-2008, 06:49 AM
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Shoot him over a remote!!!! He hasn't touched one shoe. The reason he is still going to be mad is because I have a scratch on my face from my bottom lip to my chin. It's almost healed, but he doesn't understand why I play with the dog and allow him to scratch me. It was an accident!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My arms are healing up nicely too! I play a little rough with my dog.
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Old 04-10-2008, 07:25 AM
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Okay, spill it!!! How do you make a dog fly?

This is hilarious and very timely. Our pastor was speaking on unity in the church and laughing about it being the place to get the best stories!

He said, "We've even had a prayer request for a dead dog!"

My husband says, rather loudly, "I wish I had a dead dog."

Our pastor stops preaching for a minute and says, "I don't think you want to know what Brother ***** just said."

I am with your husband.

to teach a dog to fly, you cannot start with a short drop.

you have to find a building or bridge at least 150 feet tall. Just go to the top and toss him over!

dog will either fly or be a "good dog"
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Old 04-10-2008, 07:27 AM
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She hasn't been on innd a while.....I hope she's ok.

My hubby had to shoot a dog last night. Was not fun. He had been attacking the puppies and wouldn't let them eat without getting chewed up. I came home last night, stopped the truck, checked the mail and here came the "herd" and I looked down and saw blood everywhere, well, I left the truck in the middle of th road looking for the bleeding puppy and finally found that he had attacked one and ripped it's ear open and it was bleeding EVERYWHERE, and I'm NOT exaggerating. I had blood all over my hands and from my elbows down. I had it on my work skirt and shoes. It was BAD. I liked to have not got the bleeding to stop.

Anyway, he sent me in the house and came out with the 22 and bye bye went the dog. He was really mean. He hurt the puppies all the time and hubby tried to teach him the error of his ways, but evidentally he is/was too stupid to learn and you couldn't beat into him with a stick, soooooooo....he has now left the yard.

(I'm really not hard hearted, but he has hurt everyone of my puppies and I was really tired of it.)

well, at lest he is now a good dog.
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Old 04-10-2008, 07:28 AM
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Sister, if you and your husband aren't in agreement on having this dog, my suggestion would be to do the Biblical thing, OBEY him, and get rid of the pooch.
even more biblical would be to use the wisdom of Soloman and split that dog in half.
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Old 04-10-2008, 07:29 AM
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I am with your husband.

to teach a dog to fly, you cannot start with a short drop.

you have to find a building or bridge at least 150 feet tall. Just go to the top and toss him over!

dog will either fly or be a "good dog"




Wasteful don't you think ?

I gotta trotline at the river dam already set up...
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Wasteful don't you think ?

I gotta trotline at the river dam already set up...

hmm. trotline. good use of a good dog!
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Old 04-10-2008, 11:46 AM
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Pressing, if none of the other options work, mail the dog to a frined in south texas or louisiana, they can use it for gater bate!
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Old 04-10-2008, 11:54 AM
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I am with your husband.

to teach a dog to fly, you cannot start with a short drop.

you have to find a building or bridge at least 150 feet tall. Just go to the top and toss him over!

dog will either fly or be a "good dog"
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well, at lest he is now a good dog.
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even more biblical would be to use the wisdom of Soloman and split that dog in half.
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Wasteful don't you think ?

I gotta trotline at the river dam already set up...
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hmm. trotline. good use of a good dog!
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Pressing, if none of the other options work, mail the dog to a frined in south texas or louisiana, they can use it for gater bate!


You guys!!!! I'm ashamed to admit that the violent instinct has always intrigued me. Not enough to kill my dog, but enough to remind me that I love to watch The Last Samuri for obvious reasons.
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Old 04-10-2008, 11:57 AM
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I am sinking deeper as I let the neighbor's puppy in to play! He does not have the manners my dog has been trained to have and now I must fill in some horrible muddy holes in the yard before my husband comes home.

When I went outside to see what all the ruckus was about they were sopping wet and muddy. I had to carry my lovely, sweet dog into the quest bathroom and bathed him. I was totally a muddy mess.

I fear the days ahead may grow rougher.
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You guys!!!! I'm ashamed to admit that the violent instinct has always intrigued me. Not enough to kill my dog, but enough to remind me that I love to watch The Last Samuri for obvious reasons.
I'm skeered!
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