Joke and funny stuff Thread

U376977 · #1 08-17-2009, 07:03 AM

A RC alter boy makes a mistake and fornicates with a nun. He goes to confession and says, "father I made a mistake and had sex with a nun." The father asked, "was it sister Marie." "No," the boy replied. "Was it sister Linda" asked the father. "No" said the boy. "Well, was it sister Ann" asked the father. Again the alter boy said no. The father said that it really did not matter which sister it was but that he could not allow the alter boy to serve the "body of God" for 4 weeks. This would give him time to reflect on the gravity of his sin. The alter boy left the confession and had a conversation with his alter boy friend. The friend asked, "What did you get." To which the alter boy replied, "4 weeks vacation and 3 prospects!"

DividedThigh · #2 08-17-2009, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by U376977

A RC alter boy makes a mistake and fornicates with a nun. He goes to confession and says, "father I made a mistake and had sex with a nun." The father asked, "was it sister Marie." "No," the boy replied. "Was it sister Linda" asked the father. "No" said the boy. "Well, was it sister Ann" asked the father. Again the alter boy said no. The father said that it really did not matter which sister it was but that he could not allow the alter boy to serve the "body of God" for 4 weeks. This would give him time to reflect on the gravity of his sin. The alter boy left the confession and had a conversation with his alter boy friend. The friend asked, "What did you get." To which the alter boy replied, "4 weeks vacation and 3 prospects!"

this joke is just not right, dt