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11-18-2009, 07:35 PM
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Re: What Church do you Attend?
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A church split could be
real trouble, in your case!
HAHAHA.
C'mon Timmy. Join my church?
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11-19-2009, 07:35 AM
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Re: What Church do you Attend?
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HAHAHA.
Can I be the assistant pastor?
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11-19-2009, 07:42 AM
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Re: What Church do you Attend?
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Can I be the assistant pastor?
Wait a minute, you two-timer, I've already offered you a spot on our board!!
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11-19-2009, 07:43 AM
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Re: What Church do you Attend?
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notofworks
Wait a minute, you two-timer, I've already offered you a spot on our board!!
I can commute!
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11-19-2009, 07:45 AM
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Re: What Church do you Attend?
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I can commute!
Looks like you're gonna have to choose between a lawyer and a preacher. Uh oh.
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11-19-2009, 07:48 AM
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Re: What Church do you Attend?
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notofworks
Looks like you're gonna have to choose between a lawyer and a preacher. Uh oh.
I
said I can
commute! Besides, how often does your board meet, anyway?
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11-19-2009, 07:49 AM
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Re: What Church do you Attend?
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Timmy
I
said I can
commute! Besides, how often does your board meet, anyway?
And there will still be time for the lecture circuit!
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11-19-2009, 07:56 AM
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Re: What Church do you Attend?
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I
said I can
commute! Besides, how often does your board meet, anyway?
I demand absolute blind loyalty, I am never to be questioned, always to be followed, and it must always be understood that I have the complete word of God to speak.
That takes care of the preacher part!
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11-19-2009, 08:32 AM
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Re: What Church do you Attend?
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Can I be the assistant pastor?
Sure, Timmy, and you can be on NOW's board, the church of Do What You Want To doesn't put shackles on you. The question is, do you even what to be on the board of a crazy man?
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11-19-2009, 08:48 AM
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Re: What Church do you Attend?
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Baron1710
Sure, Timmy, and you can be on NOW's board, the church of Do What You Want To doesn't put shackles on you. The question is, do you even what to be on the board of a crazy man?
I'm a perfect fit for that job!
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