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11-02-2010, 09:25 PM
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Are You Really Apostolic?
Do you talk in tongues?
Have you been baptized in the name of Jesus?
Is your home television-free?
Do you dress according to your gender?
Do you attend church faithfully?
Do you tithe to your local church?
Do you run the aisles?
Do you dance in church?
Do you witness?
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I'm (sic) not cynical, I just haven't been around long enough to be Jedi mind-tricked by politics as usual. Alas, maybe in a few years I'll be beaten back into the herd. tstew
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11-02-2010, 09:28 PM
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Re: Are You Really Apostolic?
Do you believe the doctrine of the Trinity is damnable?
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I'm (sic) not cynical, I just haven't been around long enough to be Jedi mind-tricked by politics as usual. Alas, maybe in a few years I'll be beaten back into the herd. tstew
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11-02-2010, 09:28 PM
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Re: Are You Really Apostolic?
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Originally Posted by Charnock
Do you talk in tongues?
Have you been baptized in the name of Jesus?
Is your home television-free?
Do you dress according to your gender?
Do you attend church faithfully?
Do you tithe to your local church?
Do you run the aisles?
Do you dance in church?
Do you witness?
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Running the aisles and dancing in church makes you Apostolic?
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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11-02-2010, 09:29 PM
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Re: Are You Really Apostolic?
Some of your follow-up questions don't relate to your original question. 
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11-02-2010, 09:29 PM
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Re: Are You Really Apostolic?
I answered no to lots of these.
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11-02-2010, 09:30 PM
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Re: Are You Really Apostolic?
You're not Apostolic if you answer no.
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I'm (sic) not cynical, I just haven't been around long enough to be Jedi mind-tricked by politics as usual. Alas, maybe in a few years I'll be beaten back into the herd. tstew
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11-02-2010, 09:31 PM
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Re: Are You Really Apostolic?
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Originally Posted by Charnock
Do you talk in tongues? •No
Have you been baptized in the name of Jesus? •Yes
Is your home television-free? •Nope, Giants won.
Do you dress according to your gender? •Just about everyone does.
Do you attend church faithfully? •Probably more than you, yes.
Do you tithe to your local church? •No, but I give, usually much more than 10%. This year, about 60%.
Do you run the aisles? •I wouldn't dare.
Do you dance in church? •We have choreographed dancing, yes.
Do you witness? •Everyone does whether they realize it or not.
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If you believe the answers to these questions determines if one is apostolic, then you are not apostolic.
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11-02-2010, 09:33 PM
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Re: Are You Really Apostolic?
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Originally Posted by Charnock
You're not Apostolic if you answer no.
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I have a son in a wheelchair. Can he be apostolic if he doesn't run the aisles?
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11-02-2010, 09:33 PM
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Re: Are You Really Apostolic?
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If you believe the answers to these questions determines if one is apostolic, then you are not apostolic.
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Oh come on. You know you want to be a real Apostolic.
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I'm (sic) not cynical, I just haven't been around long enough to be Jedi mind-tricked by politics as usual. Alas, maybe in a few years I'll be beaten back into the herd. tstew
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11-02-2010, 09:34 PM
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Re: Are You Really Apostolic?
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I have a son in a wheelchair. Can he be apostolic if he doesn't run the aisles?
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Absolutely.
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I'm (sic) not cynical, I just haven't been around long enough to be Jedi mind-tricked by politics as usual. Alas, maybe in a few years I'll be beaten back into the herd. tstew
Last edited by Charnock; 11-02-2010 at 10:01 PM.
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